Dear Friend.....I have been watching you very closely to see if
you have been very good this year and since you have I will be
telling my elves to make some goodies for me to leave under your
tree at Christmas.
I was going to bring you all gifts from the 12 days of Christmas,
but we had a little problem. The 12 fiddlers fiddling have all
come down with VD from fiddling with the 10 ladies dancing, the
11 lords leaping have knocked up the 8 maids a-milking, and the 9
pipers piping have been arrested for doing weird things to the 7
swans a-swimming. The 6 geese a-laying, 4 calling birds, 3 French
hens, 2 turtle doves and the partridge in a pear tree have me up
to my sled runners in bird sh*t.
On top of all this Mrs. Claus is going through menopause, 8 of my
reindeer are in heat, the elves have joined the gay liberation and
some people who can't read a calendar have scheduled Christmas
for the 5th of January.
Maybe next year I will be able to get my act together and bring
you the things you want.
This year I suggest you get your butt down to Walmart before
everything is gone.
Sincerely, Santa Claus
2007-11-21 21:50:15 · 12 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Another star!
2007-11-21 21:54:06 · answer #1 · answered by Shmooks 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA even better, maybe add in that some of the 6 geese-a-laying have bird flu as we have here in uk!! :(
2007-11-21 22:34:34 · answer #2 · answered by Beryl 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe brill.*
Yahoo has just received a telegram from santa,as expected,after todays jokes edition you off his list for 5 years.so get your a*s down to wallmart too !!!
2007-11-21 23:44:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well now what am i supposed for presents, boo hoo
star award
2007-11-22 02:13:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok am on my way there now before it all goes, pmsl
star time
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2007-11-21 23:07:03 · answer #5 · answered by tastybits 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha - nice1
2007-11-21 22:31:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
star4u
2007-11-22 01:27:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh and a small gift.lol
2007-11-21 21:58:34 · answer #8 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol hilarious
2007-11-21 22:06:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
RUSH TO WALMART!!!
2007-11-21 22:06:36 · answer #10 · answered by omeng90 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋