The old man arrived at the doctor's office at 2PM for his appointment..
two-three-four hours later..
he was still in the waiting room..
finally, in disgust, he got up to go..
as he passed the nurse he said..
"Guess I'll go home and die a natural death!"
2007-11-21 21:29:28 · 7 answers · asked by Tex Ahoy 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
how bout these one..
in a remote village.. three people were sentenced to death but due to uncertainties was given a chance to find their guilt..
the chief ordered them to go to forest and bring back a fruit to gauge their luck..
Simon arrived with apple and Peter had grapes..
Simon was ordered by the chief to bend over so that he could shove the fruit through his ***..
If he's found frowning or smiling he'll going to die.. yet.. he frowned and was chopped outright..
in the afterlife...
Simon: "How come you're also here?...
you only had those small grapes right?"
Peter: " Yeah.. it really went smooth...
but on the last grape.. John arrived.. with jackfruit and squash!"
2007-11-21 22:00:18 · update #1
ha ha ha ha.... (**)
2007-11-21 21:34:15 · answer #1 · answered by Shmooks 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes..i do like the story...
well, if this really happened in true to life i guess
he'll die for sure...
some doctors are quite busy for their schedules but the fact that the old man has an appointment..the Doctor must be responsible enough to inform the client if he/she can arrive at the said appointment..
2007-11-21 21:36:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nee wih Chanty dit is nou regtig waar net te lank om te lees!!!!!!!!!
2007-11-21 23:21:08 · answer #3 · answered by Shamieka 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i liked that i give it 4
2007-11-21 21:36:09 · answer #4 · answered by teagan d 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-11-21 21:37:37 · answer #5 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha...see you in heaven...
2007-11-21 23:43:52 · answer #6 · answered by Soop3rNLuVkJB 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
2007-11-21 21:45:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋