Entertainment & Music - 21 November 2007

2007-11-21 21:25:37 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-21 21:25:10 · 14 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-21 21:24:20 · 10 answers · asked by Michael A 6 in Polls & Surveys

I mean I am always listining to sad music and always get worst !!! so I am asking for good music / songs that can make me feel better ... got it ? :--) soooo.... Do you have any ? please give me a link or a songs name .

thanks in advance!

2007-11-21 21:23:17 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

it is time for me to go. Have to go and get ready to catch a plane from Bangkok back to Australia in a couple of hours.

See you all when I am back in the sunburnt country. Goodnight from the land of smiles.
Cheers all.

2007-11-21 21:22:35 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-21 21:22:13 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

One day a string walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The bartender looked down at him and said, "We don't serve strings in here!" The string walked outside tied himself in a knot and freyed his ends. He walks back into the bar and orders another beer. The bartender looks down at him and sais, "Hey, aren't you the string I just kicked out of here?" The string looks up at him and sais, "I'm a freyed knot."

2007-11-21 21:17:26 · 12 answers · asked by ShelFish 4 in Jokes & Riddles

One day there was a 14 year old girl in a nice short skirt. A boy about 16 walked up to her and said, "I bet you can’t climb that tree".
The girl replied, "Oh yes I can, watch".
The girl climbed up the tree and the boy looked up her skirt. When she came down he said, "I like your knickers".
The girl got upset and told her mum her mum said, "You silly girl you let him look up your skirt to see your knickers".
The next day the girl wore an even shorter skirt the boy said to her again, "I bet you can’t climb that tree", pointing to a taller one.
The girl climbed it and when she came down the boy never said nothing, he just looked very happy.
The girl told her mum again her mum said, "You silly girl you showed him your knickers again".
The girl replied, "No I tricked him this time, I didn’t wear any ".

2007-11-21 21:16:29 · 10 answers · asked by ShelFish 4 in Jokes & Riddles

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/48810/

2007-11-21 21:15:58 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-21 21:14:32 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-21 21:13:29 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

and do u still remember his/her name

2007-11-21 21:12:51 · 55 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Why are you always lazy by sleeping like this under a tree?The old man asked.The oung man replied,What should I do?
The old one told,If you work hard,you will get a good job"So what,the curious young man asked.The old one advised"Then you will get a nice wife,good house,good children,lot of money,enjoy,live happily and live a happy life.."The young man asked again"And then?"The old one replied,"and then you can live peacefully relaxing yourself in an easy chair in your old days"The young one replied,'Oh,I am doing that already.Why should I struggle unnecessariy?"

2007-11-21 21:11:47 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Start off with a great BIG one.....ha ha ha

2007-11-21 21:10:56 · 6 answers · asked by pokerfacelad 4 in Polls & Surveys

A. Jerk and freak

B. I don't think anything of him

C. Awesome, cool, superb.

D. The best fictional character I ever saw

2007-11-21 21:09:52 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-21 21:09:33 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

dustman. what's your old mans occupation?

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7GeZ3YmONw

actually he was an aero electrical consultant

2007-11-21 21:08:21 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-21 21:07:52 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Mary Had a Little Lamb


Mary had a little lamb,
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
between two hunks of bread.

Little Miss Muffet


Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,
Her clothes all tattered and torn.
It wasn't the spider
That crept up beside her,
But Little Boy Blue and his horn.

Simple Simon


Simple Simon met a Pieman,
Going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pieman,
What have you got there?
Said the Pieman unto Simon,
Pies, you ********.

Humpty Dumpty


Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings horses
And all the kings men,
Said "F*ck him,
He's only an egg."

Mary Had a Another Lamb


Mary had a little lamb
It ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up it's a**,
And turned it's wool to nylon.

Georgy Porgy


Georgie Porgy, pudding and pie.
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too, cause he was gay.

2007-11-21 21:06:53 · 9 answers · asked by ShelFish 4 in Jokes & Riddles

My friend built a hamster launcher with a Velcro landing pad, but they keep bouncing off and running away.

2007-11-21 21:05:58 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I just worked out (last night) that with tax on my wages over the years,VAT on petrol,cigarettes,booze and a thousand other stealth taxes that they have taken at least £130,000 from me only to fritter it away on Northern Rock , computer data bases that dont work and MPs wages whilst they have ignored Fairpack customers,the elderly the NHS, private pension funds and wounded and dissabled service personel,whilst losing your bank details and ID information,
Arn`t they just the best?

2007-11-21 21:05:15 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

If so, what is it?

Mine is "the dog" ornaments. Specifically the Basset hound.

2007-11-21 21:03:56 · 16 answers · asked by Knuckles™ 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-21 21:00:52 · 3 answers · asked by rockman 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-21 21:00:10 · 27 answers · asked by Dhiraj..(DJ) 4 in Polls & Surveys

What's your gift? Your claim to fame?

2007-11-21 20:59:59 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-21 20:59:56 · 30 answers · asked by ♣Kellina♣ 5 in Polls & Surveys

Mine is Lynette Scavo

2007-11-21 20:57:49 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

...is that why I love them so much?

2007-11-21 20:56:59 · 7 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note
explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds.

While he's in the house, go find his sleigh and write him a
speeding ticket.

Leave him a note, explaining that you've gone away for the
holidays. Ask if he would mind watering your plants.

While he's in the house, replace all his reindeer with exact
replicas. Then wait and see what happens when he tries to get
them to fly.

Keep an angry bull in your living room. If you think a bull goes
crazy when he sees a little red cape, wait until he sees that
big, red Santa suit!

Build an army of mean-looking snowmen on the roof, holding signs
that say "We hate Christmas," and "Go away Santa."

Leave a note by the telephone, telling Santa that Mrs. Claus
called and wanted to remind him to pick up some milk and a loaf
of bread on his way home.

Throw a surprise party for Santa when he comes down the
chimney. Refuse to let him leave until the strippers arrive.

While he's in the house, find the sleigh and sit in it. As soon
as he comes back and sees you, tell him that he shouldn't have
missed that last payment, and take off.

Leave a plate filled with cookies and a glass of milk out, with
a note that says, "For The Tooth Fairy. :)" Leave another plate
out with half a stale cookie and a few drops of skim milk in a
dirty glass with a note that says, "For Santa. :("

Take everything out of your house as if it's just been robbed.
When Santa arrives, show up dressed like a policeman and say,
"Well, well. They always return to the scene of the crime."

Leave out a copy of your Christmas list with last-minute changes
and corrections.

While he's in the house, cover the top of the chimney with
barbed wire.

Leave lots of hunting trophies and guns out where Santa's sure
to see them. Go outside, yell, "Ooh! Look! A deer! And he's got
a red nose!" and fire a gun.

Leave Santa a note, explaining that you've moved. Include a map
with unclear and hard-to-read directions to your new house.

Set a bear trap at the bottom of the chimney. Wait for Santa to
get caught in it, and then explain that you're sorry, but from a
distance, he looked like a bear.

Leave out a Santa suit, with a dry-cleaning bill.

Paint "hoof-prints" all over your face and clothes. While he's
in the house, go out on the roof. When he comes back up, act
like you've been "trampled." Threaten to sue.

Instead of ornaments, decorate your tree with Easter eggs.

Dress up like the Easter Bunny. Wait for Santa to come and then
say, "This neighborhood ain't big enough for the both of us."

2007-11-21 20:56:14 · 13 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-21 20:55:09 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys