Entertainment & Music - 20 November 2007

I didn't even have my first kiss until I was 12 and that was enough for me!!!

2007-11-20 01:33:15 · 20 answers · asked by welcome to my world 3 in Polls & Surveys

It amazes me why some people bother to ask questions on this site when they don't want to hear other opinions or answers that contradict their beliefts, which in their eyes, are the only true beliefs. They ask a question and then get all defensive when they receive answers that they don't agree with. If they are all knowing and perfect, why bother?

2007-11-20 01:33:12 · 6 answers · asked by lilith663 6 in Polls & Surveys

or anything else do you go for the expensive or do you go for the cheap?

2007-11-20 01:32:25 · 10 answers · asked by qcyboy 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-20 01:32:11 · 26 answers · asked by ieatbacon4breakfast 2 in Movies

...inner child saying?....

2007-11-20 01:32:02 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

For me it's a tie between Chikin in a Biskit & Wheat Thins.

2007-11-20 01:31:59 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Whats your favorite part of the thanksgiving meal?

2007-11-20 01:31:40 · 15 answers · asked by rcds23 6 in Polls & Surveys

Is he for sure dead? how did he die? didn't jason kill him? thats the only connection i see between latisha, carly, and emily.

2007-11-20 01:31:07 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Soap Operas

long walks at night

2007-11-20 01:31:01 · 19 answers · asked by David 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-20 01:30:12 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Why did the chicken cross the road?

KINDERGARTEN TEACHER: To get to the other side.

PLATO: For the greater good of man.

ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.

KARL MARX: It was a historical inevitability.

TIMOTHY LEARY: Because that's the only trip the establishment would let it take.

OSAMA BIN LADEN: That chicken knew nothing of its mission (ha ha ha) only that it would be a martyr.

SADDAM HUSSEIN: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

RONALD REAGAN: I forget.

CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

HIPPOCRATES: Because of an excess of phlegm in its pancreas.

ANDERSEN CONSULTING: Deregulation of the chicken's side of the road was threatening its dominant market position. The chicken was faced with significant challenges to create and develop the competencies required for the newly competitive market. Andersen Consulting, in a partnering relationship with the client, helped the chicken by rethinking its physical distribution strategy and implementation processes. Using the Poultry Integration Model (PIM), Andersen helped the chicken use its skills, methodologies, knowledge, capital and experiences to align the chicken's people, processes and technology in support of its overall strategy within a Program Management framework. Andersen Consulting convened a diverse cross-spectrum of road analysts and best chickens along with Anderson consultants with deep skills in the transportation industry to engage in a two-day itinerary of meetings in order to leverage their personal knowledge capital, both tacit and explicit, and to enable them to synergize with each other in order to achieve the implicit goals of delivering and uccessfully architecting and implementing an enterprise-wide value framework across the continuum of poultry cross-median processes.The meeting was held in a park-like setting, enabling and creating an impactful environment which was strategically based, industry focused, and built upon a consistent, clear, and unified market message and aligned with the chicken's mission, vision, and core values. This was conducive towards the creation of a total business.

LOUIS FARRAKHAN: The road, you see, represents the black man. The chicken 'crossed' the black man in order to trample him and keep him down.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

MOSES: And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.

FOX MULDER: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross the road before you believe it?

RICHARD M. NIXON: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road.

MACHIAVELLI: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.

JERRY SEINFELD: Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place, anyway?"

FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

BILL GATES: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook.

OLIVER STONE: The question is not, "Why did the chicken cross the road?" Rather, it is, "Who was crossing the road at the same time, whom we overlooked in our haste to observe the chicken crossing?"

CHARLES DARWIN: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads.

ALBERT EINSTEIN: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.

BUDDHA: Asking this question denies your own chicken nature.

RALPH WALDO EMERSON: The chicken did not cross the road... it transcended it.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die. In the rain.

COLONEL SANDERS: I missed one?

BILL CLINTON: I did not, and I repeat, did not have sexual relations with that chicken.

PAT BUCHANAN: To steal a job from a decent, hard working American.

L.A.P.D.: Give us five minutes with the chicken and we'll find out.

DR. SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes! The chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've not been told!

GRANDPA: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

GEORGE W. BUSH: The chicken crossed the road because he was an evil-doer, and we smoked him out of his hole and got him on the run!

2007-11-20 01:30:03 · 18 answers · asked by ShelFish 4 in Jokes & Riddles

A Catholic, a Baptist, and a Mormon are bragging about the size of their families.

"I have four boys and my wife is expecting another. One more son and I'll have a basketball team!" said the Catholic.

"That's nothing!'' said the Baptist. ''I have ten boys now, and my wife is pregnant with another child. One more son and I'll have a football team!"

"You both should be ashamed of yourselves!'' said the Mormon. ''I have seventeen wives. One more and I'll have a golf course!"

2007-11-20 01:29:42 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-20 01:29:27 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

that you'll be missing this holiday season??? Who is it? What song would you dedicate to them?

I'll be missing:

Tony (my big brother in Iraq)- I'll be home for Christmas

Wayne- I cant get over you by Frankie Beverly & Maze

Sean- Fire & Desire by Rick James and Teena Marie

Aunt Evelyn (R.I.P)- Missing you by P Diddy, Faith & 112

Tracy Ann Roberts (R.I.P girl)- Photograph by Nickelback

Craig (R.I.P- we love you cousin)- Its So Hard to Say Goodbye to Yesterday

2007-11-20 01:29:07 · 21 answers · asked by teri is ambience 5 in Polls & Surveys

I just ate half a packet of chocolate chip shortbread...a christmas tradition lol

2007-11-20 01:28:52 · 15 answers · asked by Rissa 7 in Polls & Surveys

or has the police ever kicked it in... this happened to a friend of mine and she is still scared when she hears a loud noise.

2007-11-20 01:28:01 · 21 answers · asked by ღOMGღ 7 in Polls & Surveys

hat

2007-11-20 01:27:31 · 48 answers · asked by David 6 in Polls & Surveys

Pls star if you like this one. Thx.

Two men are in court on drug charges. The judge says, “If, over the weekend, you can persuade enough people to give up drugs, I’ll let you two off.”

Back in court on Monday, the judge asks for their results.

“I persuaded 10 people to give up drugs forever,” the first man says.

“That’s great,” the judge replies. “What did you tell them?”

“I drew two circles; one big, one small. I told them the big circle was their brain before drugs, and the little circle was their brain after drugs.”

The other defendant says, “I got 100 people to give up drugs!”

“One hundred! How?” asks the judge.

“Well, I drew the same two circles. I pointed to the small circle and said, ‘This is your asshole before prison...’”

2007-11-20 01:27:11 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

lemon pie filling - for $75

2007-11-20 01:25:53 · 12 answers · asked by David 6 in Polls & Surveys

are the kiddo's out of school for thanksgiving yet ...where is everyone..I'm missing you guys this morning..

2007-11-20 01:25:05 · 10 answers · asked by ღOMGღ 7 in Polls & Surveys

One day, a priest decides to take a walk to the pier near his church. He looks around and finally stops to watch a fisherman load his boat. The fisherman notices, and asks the priest if he would like to join him for a couple of hours. The priest agrees. The fisherman asks if the priest has ever fished before; the priest says no. He baits the hook for him and says, "Give it a shot, father."
After a few minutes, the priest hooks a big fish and struggles to get it in the boat. The fisherman says, "Whoa, what a big sonofabitch!"

The priest says, "Ah, please sir, can you mind your language?"

The fisherman responds (thinking quickly), "I'm sorry father, but that's what this fish is called---a sonofabitch!"

"Oh, I'm sorry," says the priest. "I didn't know."

After the trip, the priest brings the fish to the church and spots the bishop. "Eminence, look at this big sonofabitch!"

"Please father," says the bishop. "Mind your language, this is a house of God."

"No, you don't understand," says the priest. "That's what this fish is called, and I caught it. I caught this sonofabitch!"

"Hmmm," says the bishop. "You know, I could clean this sonofabitch and we could have it for dinner."

So the bishop takes the fish and cleans it, and brings it to Mother Superior at the convent.

"Mother Superior, could you cook this sonofabitch for our dinner tonight with the Pope?"

"My lord, what language!" says the mother.

"No, sister," says the bishop. "That's what the fish is called---a sonofabitch! Father caught it, I cleaned it, and we'd like you to cook it"

"Hmmm," replies Mother Superior. "Yes, I'll cook that sonofabitch tonight."

While the Pope is over for dinner that evening he remarks that the fish is superb. He asks where they got it.

"I caught the sonofabitch!" says the priest.

"And I cleaned the sonofabitch!" says the bishop.

"And I cooked the sonofabitch!" says Mother Superior.

The Pope stares at them for a minute with a steely gaze, but then takes off his hat, puts his feet up on the table, and says, "You know, you ******* are all right.".

2007-11-20 01:23:41 · 5 answers · asked by ShelFish 4 in Jokes & Riddles

I think Bambatta and the Furious Five.

and Plz no Rap sucks ppls cause ya'll annoying

2007-11-20 01:22:54 · 31 answers · asked by Johnny H 1 in Rap and Hip-Hop

snowing like crazy for hours here and my tires suck,
i'm stuck 1/2 way up my steep driveway.........not going anywhere today........ ;(

2007-11-20 01:22:30 · 5 answers · asked by The French Connection 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-20 01:22:26 · 13 answers · asked by Nerdy Guy 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-20 01:21:52 · 10 answers · asked by thehumancruton 1 in Polls & Surveys

Don't Say This to Your New Girlfriend's Parents...
1. My parole officer thinks Sara has a calming effect on me.
2. Did you see that saucer that flew over town yesterday?
3. Which one of you taught Sara to give such great head?
4. Can you believe it! Those idiots at the corner market won't cash my welfare check!
5. We're going to keep our relationship quiet for now. My wife can be rather vindictive at times.
6. Those home pregnancy kits aren't very reliable in my opinion.
7. Sara is so pretty I've decided to give up being bisexual just for her.
8. Nice place you got here. That painting looks expensive. I bet a nice home like this came with a safe already built in, didn't it?
9. There ain't nothing that beats that great feeling of knowing your HIV test results are negative! I bet Sara's will be okay too.
10. Can I pull my car into your garage? I'm not sure how long that cop car will stay lost.

2007-11-20 01:19:54 · 3 answers · asked by ShelFish 4 in Jokes & Riddles

A Frenchman, a Japanese businessman, and an Arab shiek walk into a bar, but for some reason the Irish person is still the punchline.

2007-11-20 01:18:38 · 12 answers · asked by askthepizzaguy 4 in Jokes & Riddles

...family? Are you traveling over Thanksgiving to visit relatives or staying home for the holiday.

2007-11-20 01:18:00 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

=Q

2007-11-20 01:16:10 · 34 answers · asked by ♣JªYs!ñ 3²™ 6 in Polls & Surveys

what did you think as personally she cannot hold a note for $hit and the only people i know that like her are people who spell everything lyke dis blud

if you havent heard it http://songza.com/ and type in heartbroken

2007-11-20 01:16:08 · 7 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys