Entertainment & Music - 20 November 2007

2007-11-20 02:00:42 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Would you like some Bubbly? I'm celebrating something nice...so just say the word and you can have as much as you like..Cheers everyone...:) ;) :)

2007-11-20 02:00:39 · 31 answers · asked by †100% Angel† 6 in Polls & Surveys

Between being forced to:
a. Attend a Hannah Montana concert
b. Listen to a Achy Breaky Heart for 24 hours straight

Which would you choose? You have 10 seconds. Good luck!

*Jeopardy music cues*

2007-11-20 02:00:03 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

or would you prefer to stay?

2007-11-20 01:59:33 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'm thinking of buying something for Christmas for my neighbor. He snores loudly, vibrating the floor and wall sometimes at night and it pisses me off. I feel I could help him. Should I buy him something for his snoring, or would that be rude?

2007-11-20 01:59:09 · 39 answers · asked by . 7 in Polls & Surveys

Sean = "home" to me

2007-11-20 01:59:00 · 15 answers · asked by orange c 4 in Polls & Surveys

Why do gingers smell? -So the blind can hate them too

A woman has just given birth in the hospital.
When she wakes up from a long sleep the doctor approaches her
"I have some good news and some bad news..."
"What do you mean?!"
"I'm afraid your baby has ginger hair"
"Thank God that's the bad news! What's the good news?"
"He's dead."

Good point bout being ginger:
your chances of gettin kidnapped are significantly reduced.

Just watched that Harry Potter film, but it's pretty unrealistic, I mean ... a ginger kid with two friends.

What do you call a ginger goth?
Duracell

What do you call a room full of gingers?
Inbred

Why aren't gingers lynched?
Would you want to touch one?

How does a redhead get on your nerves then?
Very Gingerly.

What sucks about a ginger then?
Evidently a prostitute with very poor eyesight.

Why does Josh Homme suck at guitar?
Because hes ginger.

What do you call a ginger stood on a wall?
The sun

Women who have ginger kids are a medical miracle.
They could actually give birth and have their period at the same time.

How do you sink an Irish submarine?
Knock on the hatch.
How do you sink another Irish submarine?
Knock on the hatch again, he'll open the window and say 'I'm not falling for THAT again!'

An englishman is carrying a bag of chickens down the road. Intrigued, a passer-by asks him "If I can guess how many chickens are in your bag, can I have one?"
The englishman replies "If you can guess how many chickens are in my bag, you can have them both".

How do you get a goth out of a tree? Cut the rope!

What is the cure for homosexuality?
AIDS.

Q. What's the difference between Frenchmen and toast? A. You can make soldiers out of toast

Q.How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris? A: Nobody knows, it's never been tried.

Four chavs drive off a cliff in a Vauxhall Nova. Why is it a shame?
A Vauxhall Nova seats five.

Why is a chav like a Slinky?
Because they have no real use, but it's fun to watch one fall down the stairs.

I wish my lawn was emo, then it'd cut itself

I was at a cash machine when an old lady came up to me and asked to check her balance.
So I pushed her over.

2007-11-20 01:58:57 · 15 answers · asked by **mum to a little miracle** 4 in Jokes & Riddles

does it take stars away from the ones you have

2007-11-20 01:57:57 · 1 answers · asked by ღOMGღ 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-20 01:57:09 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

or not enough?
my car is stuck in the snow,
i can't go anywhere, i'm thinking it's time for a Mimosa............we're close enough to the Holiday, right?

2007-11-20 01:56:18 · 35 answers · asked by The French Connection 6 in Polls & Surveys

he just seemed a bit camp, not that it would make any difference as i liked the POTC films and thought he was great in all 3. but he did mince about an awful lot.

your views

2007-11-20 01:56:05 · 47 answers · asked by Jamieson 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-20 01:55:29 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-20 01:55:11 · 29 answers · asked by #1 Girl -She's Bittersweet- 6 in Polls & Surveys

or quit while you're ahead?

2007-11-20 01:55:04 · 34 answers · asked by Lisa B 4 in Polls & Surveys

i mean in his job on eastenders not that he's been sacked off the show...

2007-11-20 01:54:04 · 19 answers · asked by purplegal 3 in Soap Operas

2007-11-20 01:53:33 · 49 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-20 01:53:29 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

........or who?? I can think of a few Yamsters and Y!tards I'd like to pick off.........Glad my contacts are back but still missing a few.........

2007-11-20 01:53:09 · 5 answers · asked by ƒtƒt54 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-20 01:52:56 · 14 answers · asked by Snacky 6 in Polls & Surveys

I got one: no sense of humor.

2007-11-20 01:51:45 · 13 answers · asked by I am T-bag's b itch 6 in Polls & Surveys

:) xx

2007-11-20 01:51:39 · 50 answers · asked by Miss Notorious 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-20 01:51:35 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

First one to give the correct answer gets 10 points.

2007-11-20 01:51:14 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-20 01:51:11 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

that bloke on the ITV2 show said he thought Marc was doing it to make sure he wasnt voted out....and that the girlfriend defo new about this plan....he was crap in eastenders.....surely his acting cant have improved that much that he's convinced Cerys and the general public that he's sincere??!!

2007-11-20 01:50:57 · 9 answers · asked by ? 5 in Reality Television

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...Me too.

2007-11-20 01:50:22 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-20 01:49:39 · 29 answers · asked by *®őҜαiα* 3 in Polls & Surveys

asked a question or gave an answer?

2007-11-20 01:49:27 · 14 answers · asked by Michael A 6 in Polls & Surveys

order pizza and when it comes, answer the door in the skimpiest underwear you own

2007-11-20 01:49:15 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Whats the purpose of Christmas to you?

2007-11-20 01:48:54 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys