Entertainment & Music - 20 November 2007

"What's wrong with me, doc?" asks the patient. "My balls have turned blue!"

The doctor examines him and says his testicles have to be removed, or else he'll die.

"I can't let you do that!" the patient cries.

"Do you want to die?" the doctor asks. So the patient glumly consents to have his balls removed.

Two weeks later the patient returns. "Doc, now my penis has turned blue!"

The doctor examines him and reaches the same conclusion: his penis must go.

The man begins to cry. "How will I pee?"

"Simple. We'll install a plastic pipe and that will do the trick," says the doctor. "You don't want to die, do you?"

Again, the man sadly consents to the procedure.

Two weeks later, the man returns again. "Doc! The pipe turned blue! What the hell is happening to me?"

"Well, I'm not really sure," admits the doctor. "Wait... do you wear jeans?"

2007-11-20 10:23:04 · 13 answers · asked by Freakin 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-20 10:22:52 · 3 answers · asked by jennifer g 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-20 10:22:41 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

that he will just slink away with his tail between his legs?
Btw....I'm not usually this vindictive, but he has really really upset me today :(

2007-11-20 10:21:25 · 21 answers · asked by Lisa B 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-20 10:21:21 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

or are they allowed to wear some type of lingerie or something? my friend is interested in this type of thing, but is not up for it if she has to take off EVERYTHING. she lives in New York if that helps. i'm sorry, this is an odd question.

2007-11-20 10:20:32 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

It looks horrible, bumbs and well it looks like she had acid spilled on her or something...I guess I have never seen a close up of her before...yikes!! I mean her arms and back..
http://img355.imageshack.us/my.php?image=rhianna0010072ql.jpg

2007-11-20 10:20:31 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

My mother informed me this weekend that they (Dad) need a heavy duty garbage can with wheels and that this would make a great holiday gift for Dad. Imagine the excitement!

Okay - so I fill it. With what?

2007-11-20 10:19:49 · 6 answers · asked by moontrikle 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-20 10:18:47 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-20 10:18:34 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-20 10:18:05 · 76 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

a. English
b. They will speak what i tell them to speak
c. latin
d. we will combine all languages into one big one
e. whatever they want. i dont give a rat's asss
f. I'll invent one. all nouns will be replaced with my name
g. the only one language that really matters: 00100011110001
h. Ig-pay Atin-Lay

2007-11-20 10:17:04 · 11 answers · asked by puurplemooose 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-20 10:17:02 · 27 answers · asked by G 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-20 10:17:01 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-20 10:16:43 · 17 answers · asked by Annie V 1 in Movies

Any uk person living in Shanghai who is listening to bbc radio stations on the computer...Is this possible

2007-11-20 10:14:18 · 9 answers · asked by diggy dog 1 in Radio

I need a spoiler...does Victoria wake up from the coma and live happily ever after with J.T. and the baby.
I know "happily ever after" doesn't exist in the soaps...but I wish it for those two.

2007-11-20 10:13:37 · 8 answers · asked by mommie-3 2 in Soap Operas

2007-11-20 10:13:21 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-20 10:13:05 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

It seems like a ton of fun! I wanna try it!

2007-11-20 10:12:58 · 14 answers · asked by Oh, it's like that? 7 in Polls & Surveys

what would l find,,,,,,nothing or something that shouldn,t be there

2007-11-20 10:12:22 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-20 10:11:45 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A judge working a double-homicide case tells the defendant, “You’re charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer.”

“You bastard!” yells a voice from the back of the courtroom.

“You’re also charged with killing your mother-in-law with a hammer,” says the judge.

“Bastard!” the same person yells.

The judge addresses the man sitting in the back of the courtroom. “Sir, one more outburst and I’ll charge you with contempt.”

“I’m sorry, Your Honor,” says the man. “But I’ve been this bastard’s neighbor for 10 years, and every time I asked to borrow a hammer, he said he didn’t have one.”

2007-11-20 10:11:40 · 16 answers · asked by Freakin 6 in Jokes & Riddles

Is anyone else wondering where Spencer was during the last week or so (Black and White Ball)? I figured that he would have been in the house with the nanny, but if he was no one seemed to be worried about him.

2007-11-20 10:11:05 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Soap Operas

I'm leaving for the day. I hope to see you all again tomorrow.

Oh and I made quite a few new friends today and I'd like to say peace to you all.

Tip your mailman

2007-11-20 10:10:51 · 15 answers · asked by King of Biscuits 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-20 10:10:04 · 41 answers · asked by Oh My God! 6 in Polls & Surveys

I wear the one for the ONE Campaign and the fight against global AIDS and poverty

2007-11-20 10:10:03 · 18 answers · asked by SoCal 6 in Polls & Surveys

My boyfriend and I have been having a lot of problems lately, and no matter how many times I talk to him, cry to him about it, he doesn't seem to listen. I know I should probably end it, because it's pretty much dead already, but I love him so much. I don't think that I would be able to go through with it, anyway. I'm so lonely without him. I could be surrounded by a million friends but if he's not there, I feel so sad and alone. I don't think I can handle it, and what makes it worse is I think that he could. So, I want to know what you think about it. I know it's stupid, but I'm sad.. and lost.. What should I do? Should I give up? Everyone's telling me to follow my heart, but the only thing my heart wants is to be with him.. But if it's really causing me this much pain, should I continue?

2007-11-20 10:09:58 · 24 answers · asked by Wren 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-20 10:09:55 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

continuing from another question, what is the tune in the background of that song by greg lake? thanks in advance.

2007-11-20 10:09:53 · 4 answers · asked by dark-knight 2 in Other - Music