A judge working a double-homicide case tells the defendant, “You’re charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer.”
“You bastard!” yells a voice from the back of the courtroom.
“You’re also charged with killing your mother-in-law with a hammer,” says the judge.
“Bastard!” the same person yells.
The judge addresses the man sitting in the back of the courtroom. “Sir, one more outburst and I’ll charge you with contempt.”
“I’m sorry, Your Honor,” says the man. “But I’ve been this bastard’s neighbor for 10 years, and every time I asked to borrow a hammer, he said he didn’t have one.”
2007-11-20 10:11:40 · 16 answers · asked by Freakin 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAAHAHAHA never heard that one before!! Way to GO!! please have a star on my behalf!!!
2007-11-20 10:16:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's all about self control. Even a kitchen knife is a weapon. Now behave yourself and put that hammer down. Thoughtful write. I bet there are quite a few people that wish they'd taken your advice
2016-04-05 00:41:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-20 13:41:08 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually laughed at this one,Thank you,Have a star.
2007-11-20 10:17:22 · answer #4 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats a good one
never heard it before
2007-11-20 10:15:15 · answer #5 · answered by angela n 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha very funny
top joke of the day
star award.
2007-11-20 12:15:41 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-11-20 10:17:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha well done my man
2007-11-20 11:14:09 · answer #8 · answered by free the weed 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2007-11-20 10:24:48 · answer #9 · answered by !jastastic! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg!! thats soo funny!!
2007-11-20 10:27:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋