Entertainment & Music - 17 November 2007

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If someone can't see, they're blind and if someone cant hear, they're deaf, so what do you call people..

who can't smell?

2007-11-17 17:55:27 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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The new Kanye West song Flashing lights is based off of what 80's song?

Ok so Kanye West has a new song Flashing Lights. I wanna know where they stole the hook from. Im sure its an old song from the 80's or early 90's. Please tell me what song it is
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IThF-Nlc818

2007-11-17 17:54:41 · 3 answers · asked by Evilish13 4 in Other - Music

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if you were trapped in a room with a cow?

how long before you started to gnaw on it while it is still alive

2007-11-17 17:54:10 · 20 answers · asked by Corey the Cosmonaut 6 in Polls & Surveys

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The Gambler?

During the Great Depression, there was a man who walked into a bar one day. He went up to the bartender and said, "Bartender, I'd like to buy the house a round of drinks."

The bartender said, "That's fine, but we're in the middle of the Depression, so I'll need to see some money first."

The guy pulled out a huge wad of bills and set them on the bar. The bartender can't believe what he's seeing. "Where did you get all that money?" asked the bartender.

"I'm a professional gambler," replied the man.

The bartender said, "There's no such thing! I mean, your odds are fifty-fifty at best, right?"

"Well, I only bet on sure things," said the guy.

"Like what?" asked the bartender.

"Well, for example, I'll bet you fifty dollars that I can bite my right eye," he said.

The bartender thought about it. "Okay," he said.

So, the guy pulled out his false right eye and bit it. "Aw, you screwed me," said the bartender, and paid the guy his $50.

"I'll give you another chance. I'll bet you another fifty dollars that I can bite my left eye," said the stranger.

The bartender thought again and said, "Well, I know you're not blind, I mean, I watched you walk in here. I'll take that bet." So, the guy pulled out his false teeth and bit his left eye.

"Aw, you screwed me again!" protested the bartender.

"That's how I win so much money, bartender. I'll just take a bottle of your best scotch in lieu of the fifty dollars," said the man.

With that, the guy went to the back room and spent the better part of the night playing cards with some of the locals. After many hours of drinking and card playing, he stumbled up to the bar. Drunk as a skunk, he said, "Bartender, I'll give you one last chance. I'll bet you five hundred dollars that I can stand on this bar on one foot and piss into that whiskey bottle on that shelf behind you without spilling a drop."

The bartender once again pondered the bet. The guy couldn't even stand up straight on two feet, much less one. "Okay, you're on," he said.

The guy climbed up on the bar, stood on one leg, and began pissing all over the place. He hit the bar, the bartender, himself, but not a drop made it into the whiskey bottle.

The bartender was ecstatic. Laughing, the bartender said, "Hey pal, you owe me five hundred dollars!"

The guy climbed down off the bar and said, "That's okay. I just bet each of the guys in the card room a thousand bucks each that I could piss all over you and the bar and still make you laugh!"

2007-11-17 17:53:16 · 4 answers · asked by hotbodfun 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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What's your sinful addiction?

or maybe who...

2007-11-17 17:53:01 · 7 answers · asked by ♥Big Bear's Girl♥ 3 in Polls & Surveys

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for all mommies or mommies to be have you...?

almost had a linda blair (from the excorcist) experience when it came to food... like earlier this evening i really really really wanted a little debbie brownie and nacho cheese doritos... the only store within 7 miles of my house didn't have any i thought i was going to die... that was the second time it's happened this week earlier during the week i almost killed the vending machine at work the only thing in it i could stomach to eat was pretzels and my pretzels got stuck on the way down i didn't have any more change and there was no one to help me i would've really hurt someone for those pretzels now.... if u have any food craving stories please tell so i don't feel like a complete psycho

2007-11-17 17:52:55 · 6 answers · asked by moonshine momma 3 in Polls & Surveys

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When you come around are you like a rainbow or a cloudy day?

2007-11-17 17:52:38 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What's the difference between choral and chamber singing?

Other than the difference in the number of singers, that is.

2007-11-17 17:50:49 · 5 answers · asked by ? 6 in Singing

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pll who know the joans brothers?

do you think joe or any of em are preppy?

2007-11-17 17:48:47 · 1 answers · asked by xXxMichaelxXxMassacrexXx 1 in Magazines

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If I was at your house and said I'm hungry, would you hide your dog?

Racist.

2007-11-17 17:47:54 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What's your thing?

What's your thing? As in your signature/trademark….

2007-11-17 17:44:55 · 1 answers · asked by me me 3 in Polls & Surveys

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Have you ever or have you never?

2007-11-17 17:44:49 · 3 answers · asked by Huh 5 in Polls & Surveys

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WHAT ARE Y0U LiSTENiNG T0?

iM LiSTENiNG TO SiTTiN' AT THE BAR.
-ReHab

2007-11-17 17:44:20 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Music

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Have you ever woke up screaming?

I woke up screaming yesterday morning because I had a nightmare. The mist was seeping into my car where I was hiding and it was going to get me. LOL.

2007-11-17 17:39:49 · 8 answers · asked by Turtle 7 in Polls & Surveys

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What song do you sing in the shower?

Mine is Natural Woman---Aretha Franklin

2007-11-17 17:38:24 · 21 answers · asked by free2Bme 2 in Polls & Surveys

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What's your favorite nickname?

Something that someone calls you?
I've got a few new favorites... =)

2007-11-17 17:37:50 · 14 answers · asked by ♥Big Bear's Girl♥ 3 in Polls & Surveys

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In heaven do you get to hear Freddie Mercury, John Lennon, and Jim Morrison singing?

2007-11-17 17:37:15 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What is your biggest regret?

2007-11-17 17:36:06 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Entertainment & Music - 17 November 2007

If someone can't see, they're blind and if someone cant hear, they're deaf, so what do you call people..

The new Kanye West song Flashing lights is based off of what 80's song?

if you were trapped in a room with a cow?

The Gambler?

What's your sinful addiction?

for all mommies or mommies to be have you...?

When you come around are you like a rainbow or a cloudy day?

What's the difference between choral and chamber singing?

pll who know the joans brothers?

If I was at your house and said I'm hungry, would you hide your dog?

What is something that won't matter 10 years from now?

Isn't it kind of ominous to put your tax returns in the mail box and put up the little red flag?

What would be the scariest thing to see out of your window right now?

Can you remember your dreams?

when was the last time something went right?

Do you remember Billy Jack? Who enjoyed it?

What rhymes with apparel?

DO you USE HAND SANITIZER or WASH your HANDS MORE?

WHEN YOU DRINK ORANGE JUlCE IN THE MORNING...???

What's your thing?

Have you ever or have you never?

WHAT ARE Y0U LiSTENiNG T0?

What changes if any do you expect to see associated with Q&A tomorrow after the 3 hour downtime?

Who do you think about the most?

is there sometime ur sopposed to move on from but dont want to?

Have you ever woke up screaming?

What song do you sing in the shower?

What's your favorite nickname?

In heaven do you get to hear Freddie Mercury, John Lennon, and Jim Morrison singing?

What is your biggest regret?