Entertainment & Music - 14 November 2007

The old man and his wife driving down the road got stopped by a cop. " Let me see your drivers license," He says. The old lady is hard of hearing and yells out " what did he say?" the man says "he wants to see my drivers license". The cop says " I see your from Detroit, the worst piece of a$$ I ever had was from Detroit." She again yells out " What did he say?" Then the old says to her " he thinks he knows you!!"

2007-11-14 10:01:46 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

if you cant find something where do you look 1st ?

2007-11-14 10:01:35 · 27 answers · asked by psttt this is my main account 3 in Polls & Surveys

What is it and how long ago did you get it? Were you able to get a good job?

I have a marijuana ticket (misdemeanor) and a menacing charge (misdemeanor)...=[

2007-11-14 10:01:16 · 10 answers · asked by puffer fish 5 in Polls & Surveys

"eBay" when someone asks where they can find something... Do you use eBay? I don't... lol

2007-11-14 10:00:27 · 99 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-14 10:00:16 · 22 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-14 10:00:03 · 23 answers · asked by April 5 in Polls & Surveys

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waking up in a pool of blood i realize the blood isn't mine, when i came to my senses i saw that i stabbed and killed the ketchup bottle. not knowing how it got there; i decide i don't need to go to the store for bandages, but i went to the store to buy chips. ps not true story by me, odd i'm sure
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weird or no?

2007-11-14 09:57:45 · 8 answers · asked by vim4you2 5 in Polls & Surveys

on a scale from 1-10 what would u rate yourself??


just wondering...........


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2007-11-14 09:57:42 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-14 09:57:12 · 5 answers · asked by dccuttie75 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-14 09:56:34 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

it is in the middle were i live

2007-11-14 09:54:58 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-14 09:54:48 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-14 09:54:39 · 5 answers · asked by ღOMGღ 7 in Polls & Surveys

mine is pizza

2007-11-14 09:54:19 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-14 09:53:44 · 49 answers · asked by Callumaniac 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-14 09:53:37 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Because I REALLY want to know

2007-11-14 09:52:58 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rock and Pop

do people say you could talk the ears off an elephant or some such thing?

2007-11-14 09:52:54 · 28 answers · asked by shrebee 7 in Polls & Surveys

Which one?

2007-11-14 09:52:49 · 49 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

... the words to Rehab?

She likes the "no, no, no" bit. lol

2007-11-14 09:52:46 · 11 answers · asked by Chimera's Song 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-14 09:52:39 · 12 answers · asked by blank 4 in Polls & Surveys

A Police Trooper is driving along, and he sees a Redhead and her Chevy in a ditch. He pulls over and gets out of his car.

The Trooper helps and Redhead out of the Chevy and asks,"How did this happen?"

"Well," The Redhead says," I was driving, and there was a tree in my way, so I swerved, and there was another tree! So, I swerved again and there was ANOTHER TREE! Then, I finally ended up in this ditch

The trooper looked around, not a tree in sight.

"That's not your real hair color, is it",The Trooper asked.

"No", the Redhead said," I'm really Blonde."

"That's what I thought", said the trooper," Now, let ME tell YOU something. That wasn't a tree. That was your air freshener swining back and forth."

2007-11-14 09:51:13 · 7 answers · asked by Qwedgeonline 1 in Jokes & Riddles

I've got rehearsals tonight...How about you?

2007-11-14 09:50:53 · 25 answers · asked by ♦♦pixiechix♦♦ 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-14 09:50:50 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-14 09:50:34 · 8 answers · asked by MamiZ-Notorious Faithful Freak 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-14 09:48:40 · 2 answers · asked by zebbie g 2 in Celebrities

2007-11-14 09:48:37 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Television

thoughts?

2007-11-14 09:47:32 · 12 answers · asked by I'm afraid of Virginia Woolf 5 in Polls & Surveys

A husband and wife, out enjoying a round of golf, were about to tee off on the third hole, which was lined with beautiful homes. The wife hit her shot and the ball began to slice - her shot was headed directly at a very large plate glass window. Much to her surprise, the ball smashed through the window and shattered it into a million pieces.
They felt compelled to see what damage was done and drove off to see what happened. When they peeked inside the house, they found no one there. The husband called out and no one answered. Upon further investigation, they saw a small gentleman sitting on the couch with a turban on his head.

The wife asked the man, "Do you live here?"

"No, someone just hit a ball through the window, knocked over the vase you see there, freeing me from that little bottle. I am so grateful!" he answered.

The husband asked, "Are you a genie?"

"Oh, why, yes I am. In fact, I am so grateful I will grant you two wishes, and the third I will keep for myself," the man replied.

The husband and wife agreed on two wishes - one was for a scratch handicap for the husband, to which the wife readily agreed. The other was for an income of $1,000,000 per year forever.

The genie nodded his head and said, "Done!"

The genie now said, "For my wish, I would like to have my way with your wife. I have not been with a woman for many years, and after all, I made you a scratch golfer and a millionaire."

The husband and wife agreed.

After the genie and wife were finished, the genie asked the wife, "How long have you been married?"

To which she responded, "Three years."

The genie then asked, "How old is your husband?"

To which she replied, "31 years old."

The genie then asked, "And how long has he believed in this genie crap?"

2007-11-14 09:46:51 · 7 answers · asked by ? 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-14 09:46:34 · 9 answers · asked by shrebee 7 in Polls & Surveys