Entertainment & Music - 14 November 2007

Mexican: An enchilada or a burrito?
Sushi: eel avocado roll or smoked salmon roll?
Chinese: Fried pork dumpling or teriyaki beef skewer?
Italian: penne vodka or lasagna?
Diner food: bacon egg and cheese sandwich or pancakes?

2007-11-14 14:07:55 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Please star if you like it. Thx.

4 High School friends meet at their Class Reunion. All 4 then go to bathroom all start to talk about their sons...---
Dude 1: You know my son? I'm so proud of him 'cause he was so successful. He became so rich that he gave one of his best friends a 2-million dollar Mansion for free!
Dude 2: Really? My son's made me proud too. He's became so rich from acting and gave his closest friend 2 free Hummer H2's.
Dude 3: My son got rich too. He won the 8 million-dollar Lotto and he bought his friend a private yatch and plane.
Dude 4: Returns from the stall after overhearing them talking about their sons. So he began to tell them about his son.---
Dude 4: Yeah, well, my son hasn't been as successful like your sons have. He's gay and works at a gay strip joint for a living.
Dude 1: What a shame.,,
Dude 4: No, not really.,, He lives in a 2-million dollar mansion, owns his own jet, yatch, and 2 Hummer H2's which were all given by his boyfriends.

2007-11-14 14:07:30 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-14 14:07:12 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Mondays child is full of grace.
Tuesdays child is full of face.
Wednesdays child is full of woe.
Thursdays child has far to go.
Fridays child is loving and giving.
Saturdays child works hard for a living.
But the child that's born on the Sabbath day
is bright, bonnie, good and gay!

2007-11-14 14:06:06 · 24 answers · asked by Dylanne 6 in Polls & Surveys

How can u deliver a baby under water? I was just watching Private Practice and I cant figure out how the baby doesnt like drown or stuff like that happens. thanks!!

2007-11-14 14:05:16 · 6 answers · asked by nickig_crazy_gurl6 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-14 14:04:53 · 24 answers · asked by FlowerChild 4 in Polls & Surveys

were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier.

He said to the female whale, "Let's both swim under the ship and blow out of our air holes at the same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink." They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank.

Soon, however, the whales realized the sailors had jumped overboard and were swimming to the safety of shore. The male was enraged that they were going to get away and said to the female, "Let's swim after them and gobble them up before they reach the shore."

At this point, he realized that the female was becoming reluctant to follow him. "Look," she said, "I went along with the blow- job, but I absolutely refuse to swallow the seamen."

2007-11-14 14:04:42 · 9 answers · asked by kissmtbutt 2 in Jokes & Riddles

So. Before I start. Don't answer this if you're going to judge. Here's the story:
I'm on a swim team and I had practice after school today. I had a really crappy day and didn't want to swim and neither did my friend, so we decided to ditch. It's not a big deal (our teammates do it all the time) and I've never ditched before. So then, four others decided to come with us. So we went out and had a great time but then we came back to the pool (because we had to shower to look like we swam and stuff) and snuck back in. Then we found out from our friend that did swim that this stupid little 12 YEAR OLD on our team who we said could come with us but didn't RATTED US OUT! Do you agree with me that that is totally um...retarded?????? I'm sorry. I know it's not right to ditch, blah blah but i'm a good kid. i never get into to trouble, and the one time i ditch, he tells on me! and it's not like he's a saint! he broke a window at the pool yesterday! So is it fair for me to hate him??

2007-11-14 14:04:40 · 3 answers · asked by ♫How does she know?♫ 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-14 14:03:55 · 52 answers · asked by Random 3 in Polls & Surveys

On what or who?

2007-11-14 14:03:52 · 34 answers · asked by The Doctor 4 in Polls & Surveys

Yeah I'm not one of those crazed fans but... she was a main character. I mean I can't think of a show without nick, or grissom, or any of the other characters.

2007-11-14 14:03:22 · 4 answers · asked by Bess 3 in Drama

2007-11-14 14:03:22 · 12 answers · asked by zingis 6 in Polls & Surveys

Which band is chris cornell in?

2007-11-14 14:03:20 · 1 answers · asked by steffluvsmario 2 in Rock and Pop

2007-11-14 14:02:52 · 4 answers · asked by Lynn 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-14 14:02:37 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these
blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid.
So, she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.
While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to
paint
a couple of rooms in the house.
The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down
to
the task at hand.
Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of
paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the
floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a heavy
parka
and a leather jacket at the same time. He goes over and asks her if
she
is OK.
She replies yes. He asks what she is doing and she replies that she
wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb, and she
wanted to do it by painting the house. He then asks her why she has a
parka over her leather jacket. She replied that she was reading the
directions on the paint can and it said . . ....


















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2007-11-14 14:01:47 · 6 answers · asked by kissmtbutt 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Because honestly...it's about as unoriginal as you can get. but do you think people would still star it up?

2007-11-14 14:01:42 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-14 14:01:11 · 11 answers · asked by ArmedSquirrel 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-14 14:00:47 · 3 answers · asked by Frosty 6 in Polls & Surveys

A lettuce and chocolate syrup sandwich with ham.

Hashbrowns with eggs and strawberries covered with fig preserves.

2007-11-14 13:59:40 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

ONE MAN IS IN THE LIQUOR STORE AND ASKS ANOTHER MAN:
Man 1: How do you win the lottery?
Man 2: It's easy. Its all about numbers. 1st: how many beers have you drank today?
Man 1: 3
Man 2: Ok, first number is 3. 2nd: how many times have you been so drunk that you blacked out.
Man 1: 5
Man 2: Ok, 2nd number is 5. 3rd: how many times have you been so drunk that you were raped by another man?
Man 1: (so insulted) What!! That's never happened, I'm %100 man! I oughta kick your ....
Man 2: Hey take it easy, I don't mean anything, I'm just trying to get your third number. So your 3rd number is 0. 3,5,0
So the 1st man bought the ticket with 3 5 0 and went home. That night he read the numbers on the television, 3, 5, 2.
Man 1: (so angry) damn, if only I had told the truth!!

2007-11-14 13:58:50 · 13 answers · asked by ☆Lucero La Novia D América☆ 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Between Artists on Either the same record label or from the same region [west east etc.]

Ill save your breath on Brooklyn's Finest [same region]

2007-11-14 13:58:24 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rap and Hip-Hop

Is it just me or should real rap/hip-hop fans have a seperate section from the people who talk about nothing but commercial hip-Pop?

2007-11-14 13:58:18 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rap and Hip-Hop

its a kind of a new song

2007-11-14 13:57:46 · 4 answers · asked by E-win 1 in Other - Music

Cuz I can't think of anything.

2007-11-14 13:57:39 · 28 answers · asked by Emily 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-14 13:56:09 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-14 13:55:55 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-14 13:55:48 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

French Club, Debate Club, etc.

2007-11-14 13:55:46 · 20 answers · asked by Christina 5 in Polls & Surveys

Which of these don't belong??
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2007-11-14 13:54:48 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys