This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these
blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid.
So, she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.
While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to
paint
a couple of rooms in the house.
The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down
to
the task at hand.
Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of
paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the
floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a heavy
parka
and a leather jacket at the same time. He goes over and asks her if
she
is OK.
She replies yes. He asks what she is doing and she replies that she
wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb, and she
wanted to do it by painting the house. He then asks her why she has a
parka over her leather jacket. She replied that she was reading the
directions on the paint can and it said . . ....
FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS"
(im back)
2007-11-14 14:01:47 · 6 answers · asked by kissmtbutt 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yes its not the best
2007-11-14 14:02:21 · update #1
lol I've heard it, but it's still funny
2007-11-14 14:05:18 · answer #1 · answered by Bess 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-14 22:21:09 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My husband told me that one. It was wrong then and wrong now.
But oh so funny... lol ; )
2007-11-14 22:11:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Another good one....thank you!
2007-11-14 22:07:32 · answer #4 · answered by hello world 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
its not bad
2007-11-14 23:42:25 · answer #5 · answered by Frizz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol its still funny & i need to laugh & welcome back :)
2007-11-14 22:25:13 · answer #6 · answered by ausblue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋