ONE MAN IS IN THE LIQUOR STORE AND ASKS ANOTHER MAN:
Man 1: How do you win the lottery?
Man 2: It's easy. Its all about numbers. 1st: how many beers have you drank today?
Man 1: 3
Man 2: Ok, first number is 3. 2nd: how many times have you been so drunk that you blacked out.
Man 1: 5
Man 2: Ok, 2nd number is 5. 3rd: how many times have you been so drunk that you were raped by another man?
Man 1: (so insulted) What!! That's never happened, I'm %100 man! I oughta kick your ....
Man 2: Hey take it easy, I don't mean anything, I'm just trying to get your third number. So your 3rd number is 0. 3,5,0
So the 1st man bought the ticket with 3 5 0 and went home. That night he read the numbers on the television, 3, 5, 2.
Man 1: (so angry) damn, if only I had told the truth!!
2007-11-14 13:58:50 · 13 answers · asked by ☆Lucero La Novia D América☆ 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha, funny.
Pitachis!!!♥
2007-11-14 15:27:17 · answer #1 · answered by ♥IndomลbleƸ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Holap n_n
jejeje este chiste ya me lo sabía jeje y me volvió a sacar una sonrisa XD
Buenas noches n_n
2007-11-14 14:04:20 · answer #2 · answered by *Gattousai* 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2007-11-14 14:50:31 · answer #3 · answered by hello world 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2007-11-14 14:04:40 · answer #4 · answered by schmalexis. 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
hilarious
2007-11-14 14:55:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
that sucks i know exactly how he feels
2007-11-14 21:33:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
VERY . Good Joke.
2007-11-14 14:44:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
wait WHATTT??? IF HE WAS SO BLACKED OUT HOW CAN HE REMEMBER THESE STUFF????
2007-11-14 14:31:10 · answer #8 · answered by whtevr 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
i give thee a thumby downy
2007-11-14 14:07:13 · answer #9 · answered by Who's sarcastic? 6 · 0⤊ 5⤋
lol
2007-11-14 14:04:27 · answer #10 · answered by Beautiful Disaster 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋