Entertainment & Music - 5 November 2007

Where's my DINNER woman???

Goodness gracious I fought in the Spanish American War, WWI, WWII, Korean War, and Vietnam what does this old angry man have to do to get his womenfolk to serve him up some warm supper!

SPEAK UP WOMAN I CAN'T HEAR YA!

I want biscuits and gravy!

2007-11-05 09:30:33 · 9 answers · asked by Angry Senior Citizen 2 in Polls & Surveys

would you wanna taste it? What would it taste like to you? =D

2007-11-05 09:30:04 · 30 answers · asked by F-1 says KISS IT! 7 in Polls & Surveys

Does anyone know if Jonny 2x4 is black or it because his skin is a light brown color?

2007-11-05 09:30:01 · 3 answers · asked by dangelo h 5 in Comics & Animation

I was speaking with a friend of mine earlier on the phone, she was really upset and crying and stuff. She said that her boyfriend had just beaten her up and that she can't take it anymore. I'm in shock as I never realised and feel SO guilty about this she said it's been happening for a while.

I don't usually get involved with people's business as I prefer to lead a quiet life but I can't stand by knowing such a wonderful person is going through this. It pains me that she's having to suffer in silence I said to her why she had not told anybody she said she was afraid no one would believe her.

She's asked if she can come over and stay at my house tonight, I've only met her boyfriend once she's never really mentioned him, so I don't really know what to say. Do you think I should get involved or merely point her in the right direction? she's such a beautiful person and does not deserve this.

Thank you for your help.
I've yet to call her back as I write this.

2007-11-05 09:29:01 · 48 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I mean, listen to these lyrics.

Welcome To My Life:
Do you ever feel like breaking down?
Do you ever feel out of place?
Like somehow you just don't belong
And no one understands you
Do you ever wanna runaway?
Do you lock yourself in your room?
With the radio on turned up so loud
That no one hears you screaming
No you don't know what it's like
When nothing feels all right
You don't know what it's like
To be like me
To be hurt
To feel lost
To be left out in the dark
To be kicked when you're down
To feel like you've been pushed around
To be on the edge of breaking down
And no one's there to save you
No you don't know what it's like
Welcome to my life

2007-11-05 09:28:26 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rock and Pop

A woman went to the doctor's where she was seen by one of the younger doctors.

After about four minutes in the examination room, she burst out screaming as she ran down the hall.

An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was and she told him her story.

After listening, he had her sit down and relax in another room.

The older doctor marched down the hallway to the back where the young doctor was writing on his board.

"What's the matter with you?" the older doctor demanded.

"Mrs Reid is 62 years old, has four grown children and seven grandchildren and you just told her she was pregnant?"

The younger doctor continued writing and without looking up said, "Does she still have the hiccups?"

2007-11-05 09:26:45 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-05 09:24:41 · 17 answers · asked by ? 3 in Polls & Surveys

I pulled an older woman at a club last night.

She was a right sort for 57, we drank a bit, had a bit of a snog & she asked if I'd ever had the sportsman's double,

a mother and daughter threesome?

I said no.

We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was my lucky night !

Went back to her house. she put the hall light on and shouted upstairs...

'MUM....you awake?

2007-11-05 09:24:16 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-05 09:24:16 · 33 answers · asked by :-) 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-05 09:23:55 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

1. have you ever seen the snow?
2. why do you like or not like it?
3. what's your fav. snow activity?
i will be giving out a 5 star best answer

2007-11-05 09:22:47 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

U might realize how wrong you were lol.

2007-11-05 09:21:07 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

this morning???? Anybody else seeing this?

2007-11-05 09:20:58 · 3 answers · asked by Gnome 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-05 09:20:34 · 27 answers · asked by Sage 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-05 09:20:08 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Soap Operas

2007-11-05 09:19:41 · 7 answers · asked by Kitty 5 in Polls & Surveys

In that case what would you do? What are your thoughts on this? Would you rather work for food and shelter if it came to that point?

2007-11-05 09:19:06 · 7 answers · asked by Vivianna 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-05 09:19:05 · 45 answers · asked by Cami 7 in Polls & Surveys

I drive a deep blue Chrysler Imperial...Although the state says I not supposed to drive anymore. I reckon due to my hearing....


SPEAK UP YOUNG'N I CAN HARDLY HEAR YOU!!!!!!

2007-11-05 09:18:57 · 6 answers · asked by Angry Senior Citizen 2 in Polls & Surveys

Kodak, Fuji, Canon, Nikon, Hasselblad, Pentax, Sony, Mamiya, Rollei, or Olympus?

U can only choose 1 mwahaha

2007-11-05 09:18:32 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

This is comment i saw for the video In the Closet on youtube
"There is something I have to say to you
if you promised you'll understand. I can not contain myself when in your prescense I cant I am so humble touch dont hide our love.. Hold on my hand" NAOMI GIRL youR barking up the wrong tree JACKO is a nasty cross dressing PEDOPHILE so if you ARE NOT a white prepubescent boy HE WILL NOT LIKE YOU>>."

What I would like to know, is SINCE WHEN IS MICHAEL A CROSS DRESSER?! wow, people make up some pretty ridiculous stuff about Michael!

2007-11-05 09:18:28 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

well, do you?

if your wondering why i am asking its because i told someone i would, they know who they are.

2007-11-05 09:18:16 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-05 09:17:58 · 9 answers · asked by ? 3 in Polls & Surveys

Why is it ok for children to be actors? How come it isn't considered against our labor laws?

2007-11-05 09:17:28 · 3 answers · asked by peace is the answer 4 in Other - Entertainment

A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!"
"What do you mean?" the pirate replies, "I'm fine."
The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have that befo re."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really."
"Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw you, you had both hands."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really."
"Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch? Last time you were in here you had both eyes."
"Well," says the pirate, "One day when we were at sea, some birds were flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them shat in my eye."

2007-11-05 09:17:16 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-05 09:16:47 · 41 answers · asked by Kate v.7.0 6 in Polls & Surveys

WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
-weight
-nose
-lips
-height
-hips
-eyes

ETCETERA

2007-11-05 09:15:44 · 56 answers · asked by Wassabi 2 in Polls & Surveys

I mean when you think of question that yahoo want you to ask.. I know there on the thoughts of " What is the wrong with my PC?" something like that.. Yet they dont want us to chat but the catagories can be a fine line..

2007-11-05 09:15:33 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Hello I wanted to let you know again that Im a new advice coumnist that came to yahoo and I can give you the best advice on anything from realtionships to pets wants so if you need any advice email me at Horsealotgirl321@yahoo.com, and dont worry Ill answer your questions once I get your message thanks!!

2007-11-05 09:15:14 · 2 answers · asked by Becca 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-05 09:14:55 · 18 answers · asked by Sage 6 in Polls & Surveys