A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!"
"What do you mean?" the pirate replies, "I'm fine."
The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have that befo re."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really."
"Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw you, you had both hands."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really."
"Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch? Last time you were in here you had both eyes."
"Well," says the pirate, "One day when we were at sea, some birds were flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them shat in my eye."
2007-11-05 09:17:16 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"So?" replied the bartender, "what happened? You couldn't have lost an eye just from some bird sh!t !"
"Well," says the pirate, "I really wasn't used to the hook yet."
2007-11-05 09:17:28 · update #1
Again very , very good. I have got to hand it to you !
2007-11-05 11:09:38 · answer #1 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-05 19:06:21 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Now that's what I call a funny joke!!
Thanks for sharing!!
10/10 + *
2007-11-05 17:32:21 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL that's one of the best jokes that I have heard in a while. Really funny!
2007-11-05 18:26:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Aaaaaah bless! Still funny though. hahahahaha
2007-11-05 18:03:37 · answer #5 · answered by Kitty Katty 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
luvvvv it 10
2007-11-06 04:28:02 · answer #6 · answered by xhehehexx 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol loved that,here's your star.xxxxxxxxx
2007-11-05 17:36:00 · answer #7 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha, i like it.. good joke dude...
For those who don't get it, the pirate stabbed himself in the eye with his hook-hand which he wasnt used to! xD'
2007-11-05 17:22:32 · answer #8 · answered by dupe_dex 2 · 1⤊ 3⤋
very old but still worth a chuckle
2007-11-05 17:22:15 · answer #9 · answered by The Duke of W 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-06 12:38:17 · answer #10 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋