Entertainment & Music - 3 November 2007

Two women waiting at the Pearly Gates strikes up a conversation. "How'd you die?" the first woman asks the second.
"I froze to death," says the second.
"That's awful'" says the first woman. "How does it feel to freeze to death?"
"It's very uncomfortable at first." says the second woman. "You get the shakes and then you get pains in all your fingers and toes. But, eventually it turns out to be a very calm way to go. You get numb all over, sleepy and you die in your sleep. How about you, how did you die?"
I had a heart attack," says the first woman. "You see, I had this strong feeling my husband was cheating on me, so one day I showed up at home very early, unexpectedly I ran up to the bedroom, and found him alone, watching TV. I ran down to the basement, but no one was hiding there, so I ran up to the second floor, but found no one hiding there either. So then, I ran as fast as I could up to the attic. Just as I got there, I had a massive heart attack and died instantly.
The second woman shakes her head. Then says, "That's so ironic."
"What do you mean?" asks the first woman.
Second woman responds, "If you had stopped long enough to look into the freezer, maybe we'd both still be alive."

2007-11-03 14:36:53 · 6 answers · asked by pd6491 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-03 14:36:41 · 6 answers · asked by CherryCheri 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-03 14:36:11 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I am wondering how many people on Y/A at this moment are from New York City.

2007-11-03 14:35:49 · 10 answers · asked by Peter R 3 in Polls & Surveys

i got 2 shots in each arm (im not sure exactly which ones in which) meningitus, gardisel, tetanus and flu about a week and a half ago-two weeks and its still really sore and the level of soreness goes off and on--in the right arm its either hurting some or alot and the left either not hurting at all or alot. should i talk to my doctor about this or is this normal?

2007-11-03 14:35:32 · 5 answers · asked by Tudor Lady 1 in Polls & Surveys

He is into football and rap/hip hop music.

2007-11-03 14:32:45 · 11 answers · asked by Ms. Gump 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-03 14:31:09 · 33 answers · asked by ͏҉ ßõhrçmrïñsÿ★ 6 in Polls & Surveys

just say anything!

2007-11-03 14:30:52 · 34 answers · asked by ☼emmababy☼ 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-03 14:30:23 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

mine's bubbly

2007-11-03 14:29:46 · 21 answers · asked by Go Yankees! 3 in Polls & Surveys

Should I put on a sequined bikini top and low rise jeans with heels? should I make her a bit more conservative looking with a halter top and Daisy Dukes shorts?

I hope she don't plan on bringing home any strays.

2007-11-03 14:29:06 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

U.S.A. that's where I am

I found out al lot of people on this site are not in the USA right now.....

2007-11-03 14:28:37 · 26 answers · asked by soundlady 5 in Polls & Surveys

Mine is Hey Jude.

2007-11-03 14:28:06 · 28 answers · asked by Mhmm 3 in Polls & Surveys

If so,what did you think of it?

2007-11-03 14:27:37 · 8 answers · asked by Candi Apples 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-03 14:26:13 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-03 14:25:47 · 16 answers · asked by ~~~~~~******* 3 in Rock and Pop

Tell me about it, Please!

2007-11-03 14:25:21 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

my ideas are:
tim hortins (sandwhiches/soups)
subway
extreeme pita

2007-11-03 14:24:48 · 3 answers · asked by Star L 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-03 14:24:32 · 24 answers · asked by ͏҉ ßõhrçmrïñsÿ★ 6 in Polls & Surveys

can just breathe life back into your day when you feel like you're spent?

2007-11-03 14:24:20 · 17 answers · asked by wanjoy 5 in Polls & Surveys

I think I won't let her drink any alcoholic beverages since she's the one that will be driving us home tonight. I hope she'll sing Karaoke with me. I think I'll sing "What's new PussyCat"

2007-11-03 14:22:51 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-03 14:21:49 · 10 answers · asked by CherryCheri 7 in Polls & Surveys

http://youtube.com/watch?v=2dRVSXbugo0

2007-11-03 14:20:37 · 17 answers · asked by Gemma 2 in Polls & Surveys

Was the one on BBC taken over by the NBC version or are they still separate?

2007-11-03 14:20:33 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comedy

Red

2007-11-03 14:19:46 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Be honest! Which gives you more satisfaction-Peeing when your bladder is really full or sex?

2007-11-03 14:19:25 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I don't talk to either that much. I'm 16 and live with my mom and her boyfriend. I use to talk to my mom all the time everyday before she started dating her boyfriend and he moved in. Now we talk maybe 5 minutes a day. And I don't talk to her boyfriend at all, because he always makes fun of me and stough. And some of the things he says is really hurtful.
And I don't talk to my dad at all. The last time I talked to him was 3 years ago. When my mom kicked him out. Because he was like really abusive and he was a meth and heroine addict. Havn't talked to him since.
So how about you.

2007-11-03 14:19:21 · 33 answers · asked by star 4 in Polls & Surveys

or Y/A what would you say/do?

2007-11-03 14:19:12 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I know for me it won't be at 65 yrs old.

2007-11-03 14:18:29 · 60 answers · asked by kitkat1640 6 in Polls & Surveys

Love both but right now it's my baby sister's turn. She's watching my other set of fingers type while chewing her foodie goodie!

2007-11-03 14:18:14 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys