Two women waiting at the Pearly Gates strikes up a conversation. "How'd you die?" the first woman asks the second.
"I froze to death," says the second.
"That's awful'" says the first woman. "How does it feel to freeze to death?"
"It's very uncomfortable at first." says the second woman. "You get the shakes and then you get pains in all your fingers and toes. But, eventually it turns out to be a very calm way to go. You get numb all over, sleepy and you die in your sleep. How about you, how did you die?"
I had a heart attack," says the first woman. "You see, I had this strong feeling my husband was cheating on me, so one day I showed up at home very early, unexpectedly I ran up to the bedroom, and found him alone, watching TV. I ran down to the basement, but no one was hiding there, so I ran up to the second floor, but found no one hiding there either. So then, I ran as fast as I could up to the attic. Just as I got there, I had a massive heart attack and died instantly.
The second woman shakes her head. Then says, "That's so ironic."
"What do you mean?" asks the first woman.
Second woman responds, "If you had stopped long enough to look into the freezer, maybe we'd both still be alive."
2007-11-03 14:36:53 · 6 answers · asked by pd6491 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This joke was told like last week, 'cept it was guys.
damn plaigarizer
2007-11-03 15:16:41 · answer #1 · answered by the soccer guy 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
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2016-12-15 15:44:35 · answer #2 · answered by miceli 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-03 15:30:50 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha..another version of 3 finally met...
2007-11-04 15:05:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. you're funny too.
2007-11-03 15:30:26 · answer #5 · answered by janetツ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was good
2007-11-03 22:28:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋