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Entertainment & Music - 2 November 2007

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I went to use the ladies bathromm at work and another female said she was going to fix my skirt so my zipper was centered in the back. She started to fix my zipper and then she grabbed my goodies!

I told human resource and she told them she was just playing with me. Do u encounter these things at ur job?

2007-11-02 09:33:25 · 15 answers · asked by Jasmine 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-02 09:33:02 · 5 answers · asked by biodegradable insane asylum 5 in Rock and Pop

2007-11-02 09:32:51 · 23 answers · asked by vamplover4 3 in Movies

2007-11-02 09:31:53 · 48 answers · asked by Incognito 5 in Polls & Surveys

Is it:

A) Melon
B) Banana
C) Coco-nut
D) Mango
E) I hate those, I like ___ ?

2007-11-02 09:31:48 · 29 answers · asked by BrushPicks 5 in Polls & Surveys

To go ouT or have a nice quieT romanTic nighT a home?

2007-11-02 09:31:28 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-02 09:31:03 · 22 answers · asked by this screaming inside my head 6 in Polls & Surveys

if yes, do you like it?

2007-11-02 09:30:43 · 21 answers · asked by Peter R 3 in Polls & Surveys

I see this all the time. I'm driving and a cop in a marked police car will be driving also. Except he's doing about 10 - 15 mph the speed limit.

I thought legally they can only speed if their lights are on? Not sure if that is true.

Before everyone starts saying they are going somewhere to help or a call, I've seen numerous times cops speeding past me only to see them exit in front of me and go to a gas station or elsewhere. Get out casualy and walk in to buy something.

Isn't this a double standard and unfair?

2007-11-02 09:28:45 · 18 answers · asked by USAGUY 3 in Polls & Surveys

I'm hoping too.

2007-11-02 09:28:32 · 13 answers · asked by Strong HandZ 1 in Polls & Surveys

Nobody thinks in order so nothing you write would be bad.

2007-11-02 09:28:29 · 17 answers · asked by ShrunkenFro™ 7 in Polls & Surveys

How many folks out there remember the 'good old days' when there was always a bag boy to carry out your groceries for you? Or you could bring your car to the front and the boy would be there to load them for you ?? If you still have this service, consider yourself blessed !!!

2007-11-02 09:27:28 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Making love or having sex?

2007-11-02 09:26:57 · 38 answers · asked by jimmmy 2 in Polls & Surveys

Dear Son,

I'm writing this slow 'cause I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left. Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within twenty miles of home, so we moved. Won't be able to send you the address as the last Arkansas family that lived here took the numbers with them for their house, so they wouldn't have to change their address.

This place has a washing machine. The first day I put four shirts in it, pulled the chain and haven't seen 'em since.

It only rained twice this week, three days the first time and four days the second time.

The coat you wanted me to send to you, Aunt Sue said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with them heavy buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets.

We got a bill from the funeral home, and it said if we didn't make the final payment on Grandma's funeral bill, up she comes.

About your sister, she had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether if it is a boy or a girl so don't know if you are an Aunt or Uncle.

Your Uncle John fell in the whiskey vat. Some men tried to get him out, but he fought them off playfully, so he drowned. We cremated him and he burned for three days.

Three of your friends went off the bridge in a pickup. One was driving and the other two were in the back. The driver got out. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. The other 2 drowned. They couldn't get the tail gate down.

Not much more news this time. Nothing much happened. If you don't get this letter, please let me know and I will send another one.

Love, Ma

2007-11-02 09:25:55 · 16 answers · asked by ♪♥ ginger spice ♥♪ 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-02 09:25:37 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-02 09:25:25 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

When are you getting a haircut?

2007-11-02 09:24:52 · 72 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A Jewish man walks into a bar and sits down. He has a few drinks, then he sees a Chinese man and punches him in the face.

"Ouch!" the Chinese man says. "What was that for?" "That was for Pearl Harbor," the Jewish man says. "But I'm Chinese!" "Chinese, Japanese, what's the difference?" And the Jewish man sits back down.

Then, the Chinese man walks up to the Jewish man and punches him in the face. "Ouch!" the Jewish man says. "What was that for?" "That was for the Titanic," the Chinese man says. "But that was an iceberg!" "Ice berg, Goldberg, what's the difference?"
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There was this construction worker on the 3rd floor of this unfinished building. He needed a hand saw, but was too lazy to go down and get it himself, so he tried to call his fellow worker on the ground to get it for him, but this guy could not hear a word he said. So he started to give a sign so the guy on the ground could understand him.

So first he pointed at his eyes (meaning "I") then pointed at his knees (meaning "need"), and moved his hand back and forth describing the movement of a hand saw.

Finally the guy on the ground started nodding his head like he understood and dropped his pants and started to jack off. The guy on the 3rd floor got pissed and ran down to the ground and started yelling at this guy: "You idiot, I was trying to say, I need a hand saw". The other guy replied: "I know, I was trying to tell you that "I am coming...".

2007-11-02 09:23:54 · 9 answers · asked by ♪♥ ginger spice ♥♪ 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Silent Night.... is mine

2007-11-02 09:23:51 · 24 answers · asked by ღOMGღ 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-02 09:23:47 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Has anything ever happened that made you say "That's not gonna be good" What was it?

2007-11-02 09:22:35 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

If 10 squirrels filled their tree in 10 minutes, doubling their production every minute, when were they half way done?

2007-11-02 09:22:13 · 7 answers · asked by King of Biscuits 6 in Jokes & Riddles

I am so tired of blowing my nose today! Dam.n. sinuses.

2007-11-02 09:22:01 · 39 answers · asked by AMANDA M 5 in Polls & Surveys

go on tell me.............

2007-11-02 09:21:20 · 10 answers · asked by Marla ™ 5 in Polls & Surveys

I LOVE King of Queens and I heard that The Office is super funny. Seinfeld is pretty funny also although i am not too into it. What other shows are funny?

2007-11-02 09:20:27 · 23 answers · asked by danifanny25 2 in Comedy

2007-11-02 09:20:25 · 24 answers · asked by JP 1 in Polls & Surveys

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