A Jewish man walks into a bar and sits down. He has a few drinks, then he sees a Chinese man and punches him in the face.
"Ouch!" the Chinese man says. "What was that for?" "That was for Pearl Harbor," the Jewish man says. "But I'm Chinese!" "Chinese, Japanese, what's the difference?" And the Jewish man sits back down.
Then, the Chinese man walks up to the Jewish man and punches him in the face. "Ouch!" the Jewish man says. "What was that for?" "That was for the Titanic," the Chinese man says. "But that was an iceberg!" "Ice berg, Goldberg, what's the difference?"
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There was this construction worker on the 3rd floor of this unfinished building. He needed a hand saw, but was too lazy to go down and get it himself, so he tried to call his fellow worker on the ground to get it for him, but this guy could not hear a word he said. So he started to give a sign so the guy on the ground could understand him.
So first he pointed at his eyes (meaning "I") then pointed at his knees (meaning "need"), and moved his hand back and forth describing the movement of a hand saw.
Finally the guy on the ground started nodding his head like he understood and dropped his pants and started to jack off. The guy on the 3rd floor got pissed and ran down to the ground and started yelling at this guy: "You idiot, I was trying to say, I need a hand saw". The other guy replied: "I know, I was trying to tell you that "I am coming...".
2007-11-02 09:23:54 · 9 answers · asked by ♪♥ ginger spice ♥♪ 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
here's another one!!!
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AjH7oJFwKd28IGlb9AgRvzrsy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20071102132555AABLyAy
2007-11-02 09:37:18 · update #1
I never heard the second one before! That's a great joke! A star for you!
2007-11-02 09:44:19 · answer #1 · answered by rinchkarnk 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked the second one it was funny
2007-11-02 16:29:13 · answer #2 · answered by amy l 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao both of 'em are funny but the second one is f***** funny lol thanx for the laugh :)
2007-11-02 16:32:45 · answer #3 · answered by .:::Niko:::. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They made me laugh so I give them a high rate.
2007-11-02 16:58:13 · answer #4 · answered by candle 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old but alright
2007-11-02 16:27:10 · answer #5 · answered by boldkevin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked them--------------8/10
2007-11-02 16:50:10 · answer #6 · answered by PC 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! haha!!!!
2007-11-02 16:59:17 · answer #7 · answered by Nancy M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice, sick, and funny
2007-11-02 16:29:44 · answer #8 · answered by bjparker0385 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty good.
2007-11-06 16:26:25 · answer #9 · answered by whitener_ryan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋