Entertainment & Music - 21 October 2007

This fellow is looking to buy a saw to cut down some trees in his back yard. He goes to a chainsaw shop and asks about various chainsaws. The dealer tells him, "Look, I have a lot of models, but why don't you save yourself a lot of time and aggravation and get the top-of-the-line model. This chainsaw will cut a hundred cords of wood for you in one day."

So, the man takes the chainsaw home and begins working on the trees. After cutting for several hours and only cutting two cords, he decides to quit. He thinks there is something wrong with the chainsaw. "How can I cut for hours and only cut two cords?" the man asks himself. "I will begin first thing in the morning and cut all day," the man tells himself. So, the next morning the man gets up at 4 am in the morning and cuts and cuts, and cuts till nightfall, and still he only manages to cut five cords.

The man is convinced this is a bad saw. "The dealer told me it would cut one hundred cords of wood in a day, no problem. I will take this saw back to the dealer," the man says to himself.

The very next day the man brings the saw back to the dealer and explains the problem. The dealer, baffled by the man's claim, removes the chainsaw from the case. The dealer says, "Hmm, it looks fine."

Then the dealer starts the chainsaw, to which the man responds, "What's that noise?

2007-10-21 07:01:29 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Yes, I actually have a serious question??

I've been working in the Transportation and Logistics industry for 22yrs and volunteering as a Support Worker to help people fighting addictions for the last year.
I've been offered a full time salaried position as a Support Worker, I'm tired of the Logistics industry and often stressed out over it but the money is really good. I really enjoy doing the Support Worker thing and don't often come home and want to kick the dog. (If you know what I mean)
The problem I'm having is that being a Support Worker pays about 1/3 of what I make as a Logistics Coordinator but I'm in a much better mood at the end of the day.
What is the opinion of my fellow P&Sers on this?
Would you opt for better pay or less stress and contentment?
I promise this will be my one and only serious question.

2007-10-21 07:01:08 · 12 answers · asked by mjfrog 6 in Polls & Surveys

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SPEED OR DIE HARD 3 which was the better movie?

compare those two. both came around the same time. dont say other die hards..

just speed or die hard 3?

keanu reeves and sandra bullock

or

bruce willis and samuel l jackson

2007-10-21 07:01:01 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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do you like it when your hyper??? does it annoy you when someone else IS hyper???

^_^

2007-10-21 06:59:59 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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I`m busy at the moment?

Leave a message...

2007-10-21 06:59:38 · 23 answers · asked by *Fletch* 5 in Polls & Surveys

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What is priceless to you?

2007-10-21 06:59:26 · 38 answers · asked by bunnygrl43 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Do you like pomegranates or mangoes or papaya's better?

I'm just curious.

2007-10-21 06:58:37 · 11 answers · asked by BUK(cachinnate) 2 in Polls & Surveys

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What is really in a McDonald's hamburger?

2007-10-21 06:58:29 · 32 answers · asked by Buddie 7 in Polls & Surveys

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What do you think of these names....?

1.Sheila
2.Saffron
3.Sapphire
4.Ani
5.Keisha

??????????

2007-10-21 06:58:17 · 9 answers · asked by ★Star Girl★™ 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Be AUSTIN POWERS OR MRS. DOUBTFIRE for a day?

who would you be for a day?.lol
had to choose

i would pick austin powers.

2007-10-21 06:57:57 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What country do u live in?

2007-10-21 06:57:41 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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If a group of musicians start together and finish together, does it matter about the middle bit?

2007-10-21 06:56:46 · 9 answers · asked by hello world 7 in Polls & Surveys

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LORD OF THE RINGS OR THE MATRIX which looked more fun?

2007-10-21 06:56:25 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Girls this is important please help me and answer!!!!?

nah i lied its not really important but im bored and was wondering whens the last time ur feet were sweaty and what shoes make your feet the most sweaty and smelly, and does it bother you? :o)

2007-10-21 06:56:24 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Are you a patient person?

I'm not, especially when I need to be somewhere soon and I'm waiting for an email to come first... =)

2007-10-21 06:54:48 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Could you ever live on a houseboat full time?

Assuming you lived near a large body of water, could you ever see yourself just living down at the dock permanently?

Just curious. Thanks!

2007-10-21 06:54:46 · 4 answers · asked by Abby Normal 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Proudly CanadianXXXfunny or notXXXstar if funnyXXX?

An American supply teacher came to a Canadian class one day. She told the
students that she was an American and she asked if anyone else in the room was
an American. Even though not many people in the room are, everyone had put up
their hand not to be left out except one girl. The teacher stared at the girl
and asked, "If you're not an American, then what are you?" The girl proudly
replied, "I'm a proud Canadian" The teacher asked, "Why are you a Canadian?" The
girl answered, "Because my parents are both Canadians." The teacher asked, "What
if both of your parents are stupid, then what will you be?" The girl smiled and
answered, "Then I will be an American!"

2007-10-21 06:53:27 · 26 answers · asked by Luck dragon 7 in Jokes & Riddles

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Shake, Rattle & Roll?????

Please name me somethings that SHAKES, that RATTLES & ROLLS my hips shake, my baby 's toy rattles and a ball rolls....now its your turn...(of course the best one wins..10points)

2007-10-21 06:52:47 · 4 answers · asked by robin r 6 in Polls & Surveys

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