Don't think most of you hear about this joke before... even if you heard before... but this joke is "11" Marketing Concepts!!! (Max only 10)
11 MARKETING CONCEPTS
1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, “I am very rich. Marry me!”
That’s DIRECT MARKETING.
2. You are at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says,
“He’s very rich. Marry him!”
That’s ADVERTISING.
3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone number.
The next day, you call her and say, “Hi, I am very rich. Marry me!”
That’s TELEMARKETING.
4. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You get up and straighten your tie. You walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her. You pick up her bag after she drops it. You offer her a ride and you say, “By the way, I am very rich. Will you marry me?”
That’s PUBLIC RELATIONS.
2007-10-18
01:46:42
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