Entertainment & Music - 15 October 2007

a) great couldn't be better
b) terrible wish i could start the day over
c) wish i ahd stayed in bed
d) would of been better if i had spended with you...lol...

2007-10-15 09:15:03 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Cheesiest song lyrics you can think of?

Question comes to mind as a Poison song pops up on my iPod. The lyric here is "put me into you like a flesh tattoo." Okay... I know what they're going for, but it just doesn't work. Another infamous favorite is the Kiss song "Burn B*tch Burn" with that classic line "I wanna put my log in your fireplace". Yikes.

Any other head shakers out there, I need a good laugh.

2007-10-15 09:14:27 · 26 answers · asked by Mike AKA Mike 5 in Rock and Pop

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What questions should I ask a new pen pal?

He said to feel free to ask him anything and he is asking very personal questions of me so fair is fair. What should I ask him?

2007-10-15 09:13:51 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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If I look hard enough into the setting sun?

Who will laugh with me before the morning comes?

2007-10-15 09:13:42 · 3 answers · asked by Mr. Fox 5 in Polls & Surveys

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What one thing in life do you appreciate the most ?

2007-10-15 09:13:41 · 21 answers · asked by H.M.C 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Who's picture do you have in your wallet?

2007-10-15 09:11:59 · 96 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What is that song where the banjos fight and play faster and faster?

2007-10-15 09:11:24 · 7 answers · asked by redoakrockstar08 1 in Other - Music

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would you have one night stand in order to advance your career?

by that I mean.. would you sleep with your boss to get ahead?

2007-10-15 09:11:14 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Cookies or crackers?

2007-10-15 09:11:13 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What does the word "freedom" mean to you?

2007-10-15 09:10:51 · 4 answers · asked by ☆Zestee☆ 5 in Polls & Surveys

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can you name a cartoon character that starts with a B?

2007-10-15 09:10:29 · 96 answers · asked by ♥dancer♥ 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Write a word down...?

and i will use them all in a poem. it can be

first word that comes to your mind
one word to describe you...or me...

2007-10-15 09:09:49 · 61 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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New Preamble to the Australian Constitution?

WE, the People of the broad, brown land of Oz, wish to be recognized as a free nation of blokes, sheilas and the occasional trannie.

We come from many lands (although a few too many of us come from New Zealand) and, although we live in the best little country in the world, we reserve the right to ***** and moan about it whenever we bloody like.

We are One Nation but we're divided into many States.

First, there's Victoria, named after a queen who didn't believe in lesbians. Victoria is the realm of Mossimo turtlenecks, cafe latte and grand final day. Its capital is Melbourne, whose chief marketing pitch is that it's "livable".

Next, there's NSW. It is the realm of pastel shorts, macchiato with sugar, thin books read quickly and millions of dancing gay-boys. Its mascots are Bondi lifesavers who pull their Speedos up their cracks to keep the left and right sides of their brains separate.

Down south we have Tasmania, a State based on the notion that the family that bonks together stays together. In Tassie, everyone gets an extra chromosome at conception. Maps of the State bring smiles to the sternest faces.

South Australia is the province of half-decent reds, a festival of foreigners and bizarre axe murders. They had the Grand Prix, but lost it when the views of Adelaide sent the Formula One drivers to sleep at the wheel.

Western Australia is too far from anywhere to be relevant in this document.

The Northern Territory is the red heart of our land. Outback plains, sheep stations, kangaroos, jackaroos, emus, Ulurus and dusty kids with big smiles. Although the Territory is the centrepiece of our national culture, few of us live there and the rest prefer to fly over it on our way to Bali.

And there's Queensland. While any mention of God seems silly in a document defining a nation of half-arsed agnostics, it is worth noting that God probably made Queensland. Why he filled it with dickheads remains a mystery.

We, the Lullaby League of Oz, are united, primarily by the Pacific Highway, whose treacherous twists and turns kill more of us each year than die by murder.

We are united in our lust for international recognition, so desperate for praise we leap in joy when a ragtag gaggle of corrupt IOC officials tells us Sydney is better than Beijing.

We are united by a democracy so flawed that a political party, albeit a redneck gun-toting one, can get a million votes and still not win one seat in Federal Parliament. Desirable, sure. But fair? Not when you consider Brian Harradine can get 24,000 votes and runs the bloody country. Not that we're whingeing.

We've chucked out the concept of "fair go" in the downsized '90s. Instead, we want to make "no worries" our national phrase.

We love sport so much our newsreaders can read the death toll from a sailing race and still tell us who's winning, in the same breath.

We treasure our politicians, who talk about listening with such persistence it's hard to get a word in. We tolerate our Prime Minister, who is not only short but a Methodist, hanging offences in decent countries. And we like watching Parliament on TV because Natasha Stott Despoja is a total spunkrat.

We, the wicked witches of the land of Oz, want to make it clear this continent is ours and always has been. Mind you, Liberal Party polling shows that there were some people here before Captain Cook so we should address the issue once and for all.

While possession is nine-tenths of the law, our ancestors were fortunate enough to discover that genocide, cultural extinguishment, baby theft and flour poisoning make up the other tenth.

So Oz is now ours and that's that. Our midget Methodist master says we have no reason to feel sorry for killing more Aborigines per capita than the Nazis did Jews and Liberal Party polling says we're OK with that.

Why don't we say sorry? In the words of our PM - because, because, because, because, because. Now, can we just drop the whole thing before the Olympics start?

Phew, with that nasty bit out of the way, we the Brain, the Heart and the Nerve of Oz, want the world to know we have the biggest rock, the tastiest pies and the worst-dressed Olympians in the known universe.

We don't know much about art but we know we hate the people who make it. We shoot, we vote. We are girt by sea and pissed by lunchtime. And even though we might seem a racist, closed-minded, sports-obsessed little People, at least we're better than the Kiwis.

Now bugger off, we're sleeping.

2007-10-15 09:09:39 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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What hurts more the truth or a lie?

2007-10-15 09:09:18 · 43 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Ladies: what sports do you like watching on TV? any favorite teams you like?

I love watching baseball!!!

...and of course I love the Yankees! ♥

2007-10-15 09:08:50 · 20 answers · asked by Yanks4Life23519 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Do you hold your nose when you jump into a pool/river/lake?

2007-10-15 09:08:13 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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How's your day going so far??

mines going pretty good, kinda average.

2007-10-15 09:07:56 · 25 answers · asked by meggggg 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Did you enjoy it???

I know I did!

2007-10-15 09:07:23 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What do you absolutely have to do tonight?

Or morning depending what part of the world you are in :)
I have to take my puppy to training tonight and do laundry.
How about the rest of you?

2007-10-15 09:06:15 · 27 answers · asked by ♥Erica♥ 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Out of theese bands which on is the best?

Slayer
Pantera
Judas Priest
Slipknot
Mudvayne
Otep
Lamb of God
Metallica
Marilyn Manson
As I lay Dieing
Arch Enemy
Children of Bodum

CHOOSE ONLY FROM THEESE BANDS!!!! please.

2007-10-15 09:05:58 · 34 answers · asked by Stark Raving Mad 4 in Polls & Surveys

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