Question comes to mind as a Poison song pops up on my iPod. The lyric here is "put me into you like a flesh tattoo." Okay... I know what they're going for, but it just doesn't work. Another infamous favorite is the Kiss song "Burn B*tch Burn" with that classic line "I wanna put my log in your fireplace". Yikes.
Any other head shakers out there, I need a good laugh.
2007-10-15 09:14:27 · 26 answers · asked by Mike AKA Mike 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Music ➔ Rock and Pop
Oh, and here's another literary masterpiece from Poison (CC DeVille to be particular)... "I hate every bone in your body but mine / I can't wait 'til I can hate you tonight".
Good call baby_phats. Any song with the words scooby and snack in it is just bordering on ridiculous. However, I don't see how you can tolerate listening to that drek.
Ron L - That's .... wow... I don't even have words for that.
Sookie - I'm pretty sure the Reflex is a little guy that lives in the shadows and secretly moves your beer around after you set it down for a moment, making it impossible to find, and making you look like a drunken idiot int the process. That's what the whole question mark thing means. And see, the beer is the treasure in the dark, and the luck clover symbolizes the numerous poor Irish lads and lasses that are vctimized by the little imp every day.
2007-10-15 09:44:19 · update #1
santhony - You're right about Kiss' 80s lyrics. "Uh! All Night" comes to mind. Wasn't "Feed My Frankenstein" on the soundtrack to one of the Friday the 13th movies?
2007-10-15 09:44:33 · update #2
YES!
Berzerker rules!
2007-10-15 10:03:44 · update #3
The only one I can think of is from Clerks the movie (due to Sookie's tat question, my mind is on movies).
Love Among Freaks - Berserker
"My love for you is like a truck, BERSERKER / Would you like some making f**k?"
Edit: Did he just say making f*ck?
2007-10-15 09:55:19 · answer #1 · answered by Dani G 7 · 7⤊ 0⤋
Me too - it's d r a g g i n g here today!
You know I'm going to throw out some Duran Duran here...
The reflex is a lonely child just waiting by the park
The reflex is in charge of finding a treasure in the dark
And watching over lucky clover isn't that bizarre
Every little thing the reflex does leaves you answered with a question mark
It sure does leave me answered with a question mark. What does that mean?!?
Edit: MacArthur Park is a good call. That's another head scratcher.
I couldn't come up with any double entendres off of the top of my head...sorry!
LOL - if anyone touches my beer they will pull back a bloody stump!
2007-10-15 09:26:52 · answer #2 · answered by Sookie 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Well on that note, you could pretty much take any lyric that KISS wrote in the eighties, I love them but they really pored the cheese on thick in that era.
Another that is currently making my skin crawl is Alice Cooper's feed my frankenstein ' I'm a hungry man but I don't want pizza, I'll blow down your house, and then I'm gonna eat ya"
I need a shower now, hahaha
I could list several, this was just the first that popped into my head.
*edit* jmikep69 - I'm not sure if it was in a Friday the 13th film or not, but it was in Waynes World..... Good call as well on the Uh! all night...... *bleck*
*edit* Ahhh!! I'm so singing Berzerker, and probably will be all night, hahaha, did he just say making f*ck???
2007-10-15 09:31:31 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ ~Isabelle's mommy~ ♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Kooks - Ooh La.
The only bit that let me down on that song...Okay, I lie.
MOST of that song let me down...including the dreary verses and chorus.
But, listen to the end and they have some stupid part that goes "Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty petticoat"
I was like "WTF?!!"
THEN there's a song called This Time I Know It's For Real - Kelly Lorenna.
The words are kinda cheesey but, my god, I love the beats and her voice.
EDIT ***
Oooh! And there's also some random song called...Well, I think it's called Lovestruck.
Anyway, the lyrics...
"Love struck
For a- For a lampost
Give it up my utmost
Give it up my greatest feelings"
They are just the stupidest lyrics ever.
And then there's "Hot dog! Jumping frog...I want cookie!"...
I have no idea who the hell sings THAT but it's the most stupid song EVER!!!
These lyrics aren't cheesey...BUT ARE SO QUEEER!
2007-10-16 02:10:39 · answer #4 · answered by Lady Godiva 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay, let's keep in mind that these lyrics are supposed to be cheesey. But the Angry Samoans have a song called "Gimme Sopor" with the lyrics
"I got a car, got a car car car
I'm goin' far, in my car,
Got a dog got a dog dog dog
I'm a hog, and you're a frog,
Five four baby three two one gimme sopor,
Five four baby three two one gimme sopor"
And again, don't be hard on them because it was supposed to be a joke, and it's actually a really good song musically, and the lyrics just make it funny. Great stuff. And I like cheese with pretty much everything anyways.
2007-10-15 15:39:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Great question. No shortage of cheese in rock.
White Lion - When The Children Cry - The entire song would qualify, but maybe the opening is particularly disturbing. This is an example of why you DON'T want hair metal to come back in vogue.
"little child dry your crying eyes how can I explain the fear you feel inside cause you were born into this evil world."
Train - Drops of Jupiter - again, the entire song is pure cheese.
http://www.lyricsdownload.com/train-drops-of-jupiter-correct-lyrics.html
Prof - I actually met Wesley Willis way back. So I was wrong when I claimed I never met anyone famous. Amazing success story, ROCK OVER LONDON, ROCK OVER CHICAGO!
2007-10-15 11:00:49 · answer #6 · answered by Rckets 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Really good song, but the song Yankee Bayonet (I Will Be Home Then) by the Decemberists just seems... really cheesy to me.
The worst lyric I've ever heard is "It's so hot in the club that I ain't got no shoes on" from A Bay Bay.
2007-10-15 12:46:18 · answer #7 · answered by Chronon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have the radio on and I just heard some awful lyrics. I don't know who is responsible:
Seven lonely days makes one lonely week
Seven lonely nights makes one lonely me
(I'm not sure what the words were that followed but for the hook he actually went all...)
I'm cryin boo-hoo-hoo-hoo
ain't no use in denyin
I cried for you
yuck. I can't believe he actually sang "boo-hoo-hoo-hoo"
Initially when I first read this it got me think of lyrics that were cheesey and awesome and naturally my head gravitated towards Wesley Willis:
Get the rats nest off your head
Get that crazy a** mullet off your skull
Take your a** to the barber shop
Tell the barber that you're sick of looking like an a**hole
Cut the mullet.
2007-10-15 10:30:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Lyrics to 2 songs off of Pink Floyd's Saucerful of Secrets album...The Bike & The Gnome. Check them out. lol
2007-10-15 22:21:54 · answer #9 · answered by notacomet 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put literally ANY song lyrics to Britney, Nsync, Backstreet boys & all the other soundalike boybands, put em all in a hat, pull out 1 & you'll have a set of cheesy a** lyrics.
Like fishin' in a barrel; you can't miss..
2007-10-15 09:18:10 · answer #10 · answered by Fonzie T 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋