Entertainment & Music - 14 October 2007

2007-10-14 03:37:12 · 6 answers · asked by Mirell 4 in Polls & Surveys

A young teenage girl was a prostitute and, for obvious reasons, kept it a secret from her grandma. One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested a group of prostitutes, including the young girl.
The prostitutes were instructed to line up in a straight line on the sidewalk. Well, who should be walking in the neighbourhood, but little old Grandma.
The young girl was frantic. Sure enough, Grandma noticed her young granddaughter and asked curiously, "What are you lining up for, dear?" Not willing to let grandma in on her little secret, the young girl told her that some people were passing out free oranges and that she was lining up for some.
"Mmm, sounds lovely," said Grandma. "I think I'll have some myself," she continued as she made her way to the back of the line.
A police officer made his way down the line, questioning all of the prostitutes. When he got to Grandma, at the end of the line, he was bewildered. "But you're so old... how do you do it?"
Grandma replied, "Oh, it's quite easy, sonny... I just remove my dentures and suck 'em dry!"

2007-10-14 03:36:55 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

coke
pepsi
other

2007-10-14 03:35:55 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-14 03:35:53 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I always take the time to pick best answer. I appreciate all the answers that I get and I take the time to read each of them and choose a best answer. So many people don't and it drives me crazy. Do you care one way or the other? Do you choose best answer?

2007-10-14 03:34:36 · 21 answers · asked by Missy 5 in Polls & Surveys

What is your favorite genre of music?
ex. pop, rock, punk, rap, ect.

What is your favorite song?

Who is your favorite singer/band?

My favorite genre is alternative, rock, and pop. My favorite song is Starlight by Muse. My favorite singer/band is Paramore.

Thanks for taking this survey!!!

Sincerely,
Autumn

2007-10-14 03:34:14 · 5 answers · asked by Autumn Element 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-14 03:33:57 · 26 answers · asked by Hey It's Kayyy 5 in Polls & Surveys

A masked man walked into a sperm bank, pulled out a gun, and told the secretary that this was a stick up and to open the safe.

The secretary replied, "You idiot, this is a sperm bank, there's no money here!!"

The masked man insisted that if she did not open the safe he would shoot her on the spot. Reluctantly, she opened the safe and stood back. There in the open safe were two vials of sperm.

The robber pointed his gun at the two vials and ordered the secretary to drink them both or he would blow her head off.

When she had finished drinking the second vial the robber took off his mask. There stood her husband with a grin on his face!!

"See Doris", he said. "that didn't kill you, did it?!"

2007-10-14 03:33:53 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-14 03:32:28 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-14 03:29:05 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-14 03:28:18 · 40 answers · asked by elflaeda 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-14 03:28:14 · 6 answers · asked by Roxxi 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-14 03:27:57 · 15 answers · asked by hello world 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-14 03:25:46 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I do all the time cause its the law.

2007-10-14 03:25:37 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

It is making my head feel all light and fluffy.

2007-10-14 03:24:58 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-14 03:24:13 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

one attacks the cows brain and sends it f*cking mental and i'm told the other one is some sort of agricultural problem

2007-10-14 03:23:49 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I cant beleive it!


She was such a laugh!

2007-10-14 03:22:36 · 16 answers · asked by coco's fanny 1 in Polls & Surveys

I like to knead dough.

2007-10-14 03:21:22 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-14 03:21:12 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-14 03:20:40 · 20 answers · asked by ×Charmz× 6 in Polls & Surveys

There was a couple who were big over-spenders. They always dreamed to spend holidays in Hawaii, but were never able to save any money to do so. One day they came up with an idea--each time they had sex, they would put $20.00 bill into a piggy bank.

They bought the piggy, and followed that procedure for about a year. After that time, they decided that there was enough money for their dream vacation and broke the piggy bank. The husband looked at their savings and said: "Isn't it strange. Each time we had sex, I put $20.00 into the piggy. But I see tons of $50.00 bills and a few $100.00 bills."

The wife replied, "Do you think that everybody is as stingy as you are?"

2007-10-14 03:20:36 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I need 1,095 more points.

2007-10-14 03:19:40 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-14 03:19:04 · 12 answers · asked by BOBBY B 6 in Polls & Surveys

The movie has two kids a boy and a girl. They live in this village where every year they have huge Halloween party for the town. The soul stealer i guess you could call him is named Zachariah Cule. They town believes he killed his wife in a house fire. And there is a ghost named jumper.

2007-10-14 03:18:57 · 3 answers · asked by harleygurl189 1 in Movies

2007-10-14 03:17:49 · 2 answers · asked by powerpuff girls 1 in Movies

name a particular place that means alot to you and why it means so much to you

2007-10-14 03:17:32 · 20 answers · asked by Pushing The Senses! 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-14 03:17:26 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'm wondering what are some good movies to watch around this time of year. Since it's almost Halloween, I like to watch a LOT of scary movies. I'm mostly into old 80's and 90's horror movies...so any good suggestions would be really helpful. Thanks!

2007-10-14 03:16:43 · 7 answers · asked by thikksexychocolate 1 in Movies