A masked man walked into a sperm bank, pulled out a gun, and told the secretary that this was a stick up and to open the safe.
The secretary replied, "You idiot, this is a sperm bank, there's no money here!!"
The masked man insisted that if she did not open the safe he would shoot her on the spot. Reluctantly, she opened the safe and stood back. There in the open safe were two vials of sperm.
The robber pointed his gun at the two vials and ordered the secretary to drink them both or he would blow her head off.
When she had finished drinking the second vial the robber took off his mask. There stood her husband with a grin on his face!!
"See Doris", he said. "that didn't kill you, did it?!"
2007-10-14 03:33:53 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Gross.
2007-10-14 03:37:32 · answer #1 · answered by jet-set 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Good 1
2007-10-14 03:46:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Enjoy the flavor or find a tricky way of getting ya BJ to the finish line. OMG too f***kin funny. Almost fell off the chair with this one. =o)
2016-05-22 09:38:52 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It makes a change, someone robbing a sperm bank, they usually make a deposit !
2007-10-14 03:39:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ewwww
i wudda taken the bullet
2007-10-14 05:13:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think I would have taken the bullet as well!
Ewww!
2007-10-14 03:56:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG I have never heard that one before.. Funny..
2007-10-14 03:36:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good that cracked me up.
2007-10-15 08:23:16 · answer #8 · answered by pauline will never give up.xx 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao, i've heard this one before, but it still is a good joke.
2007-10-14 03:37:25 · answer #9 · answered by Melissa 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
superb lmao
2007-10-14 08:09:07 · answer #10 · answered by THFC♫oh when the Spurs....♫ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd have taken the bullet instead.
2007-10-14 03:37:51 · answer #11 · answered by urupdateplace 1 · 3⤊ 1⤋