Naughty house wife.?

Question

There was a couple who were big over-spenders. They always dreamed to spend holidays in Hawaii, but were never able to save any money to do so. One day they came up with an idea--each time they had sex, they would put $20.00 bill into a piggy bank.

They bought the piggy, and followed that procedure for about a year. After that time, they decided that there was enough money for their dream vacation and broke the piggy bank. The husband looked at their savings and said: "Isn't it strange. Each time we had sex, I put $20.00 into the piggy. But I see tons of $50.00 bills and a few $100.00 bills."

The wife replied, "Do you think that everybody is as stingy as you are?"

Russbillen u just copied my other joke did'nt u lol

Answer 1

Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get there, the guy goes out to chop some wood. When he gets back, he says, "Honey, my hands are freezing!"

She says, "Well put them here between my legs and that will warm them up."

After lunch he goes back out to chop some more wood and comes back and says gain "Man! My hands are really freezing!"

She says again, "Well put them here between my legs and warm them up."

He does, and again that warms him up.

After dinner, he goes out one more time to chop wood for the night.

When he returns, he again says, "Honey, my hands are really freezing!"

She looks at him and says, "FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, DON'T YOUR EARS EVER GET COLD?"

Answer 2

From those cash, the wife must have been pretty hot!

Answer 3

Hell to tha naw!!! She was naughty!! Keep 'em coming.

Answer 4

Is the wife a blond?!?

Answer 5

haha that's the best one I've heard by far!!!! hahaha

Answer 6

i like this one lol

Answer 7

hahahahahaha

Answer 8

ha ha ha funny

Answer 9

that was well funny

Answer 10

is this all you do? all day?