Entertainment & Music - 9 October 2007

There was a guy sunbathing in the nude on the beach. He saw a little
girl coming toward him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he was
reading.

The girl came up to him and asked, " What do you have under the
newspaper?"
Thinking quickly, the guy replied, "A bird."

The girl walked away, and the guy fell asleep. When he woke up, he was
in the hospital in tremendous pain. The police asked him what happened.

The guy says, " I don´t know. I was lying on the beach, this little
girl asked me a question. I guess I dozed off and the next thing I know here
I am in the hospital in this unbelievable pain."

The police went to the beach, found the little girl, and asked her,
"Just what did you do to that naked fellow?"



After a pause, the girl replied,
"To him? Nothing. I was playing with his bird and it spit on me. So, I
broke its neck, busted its eggs, and set its nest on fire!"

2007-10-09 10:18:16 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

right now

2007-10-09 10:17:29 · 17 answers · asked by David 6 in Polls & Surveys

you a big wheel down at the cracker factory ?

2007-10-09 10:17:23 · 11 answers · asked by Peek-A-Boo Mutha ******** 3 in Polls & Surveys

I can't find it around here anywhere! A cowgirl has to have her whip ya know...

2007-10-09 10:16:53 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

do you think no matter what religion you are, as long as you have one you will go to heavon. There are alot of qustions on past lifes so i was wondering? becasue thats just weird. I am a Christain just so you know.

2007-10-09 10:16:45 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-09 10:15:40 · 4 answers · asked by Kyle 4 Ty (Sparkles can watch) 2 in Polls & Surveys

It says "let the bodies hit the floor" like ten times. I think it's by Disturbed.

2007-10-09 10:15:34 · 7 answers · asked by opgreendayivy84 2 in Other - Music

I know Rudy's Dream was to play football at Notre Dame but when did his Dream come true or Alive. However you would say it.
Thanks!

2007-10-09 10:15:09 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

She has a train going downtown
She's got a club on the moon
And she's telling all her secrets
In a wonderful balloon

2007-10-09 10:14:20 · 5 answers · asked by David 6 in Other - Music

2007-10-09 10:13:44 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2007-10-09 10:13:17 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-09 10:12:59 · 2 answers · asked by robert.robson28@talk21.com 1 in Other - Music

2007-10-09 10:11:38 · 26 answers · asked by ☆ Heavenly ☆ 6 in Polls & Surveys

ugh that horrible lip gloss song.... "my lip gloss is poppin!" who wants to hear about your lip gloss anyway?!

2007-10-09 10:11:09 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'm listening to the new Dylan retrospective and wondering what you'd consider his main impact to be?

2007-10-09 10:10:21 · 6 answers · asked by Mick O 3 in Other - Music

2007-10-09 10:09:16 · 57 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

...Pay in shops, Cash Or Card???

xxx

2007-10-09 10:09:10 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-09 10:09:09 · 7 answers · asked by *Fletch* 5 in Polls & Surveys

Read aloud, listen to self.

2007-10-09 10:09:01 · 7 answers · asked by ihatepenndot 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Based on your sign, what irritates you most, I answered saying bad manners and askd if it was my upbringing or star sign

2007-10-09 10:08:59 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

OMG! does anyone else absolutley love the song when your gone by avril lavigne? It makes me cry everytime i see the video.

2007-10-09 10:07:35 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Are you happy the Yankees lost?

2007-10-09 10:07:21 · 7 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

candy coated-plain chocolate-nutty-or some other kind..

2007-10-09 10:07:20 · 11 answers · asked by KAREBEAR 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-09 10:06:32 · 4 answers · asked by mish 2 in Other - Music

One time I stupidly asked my friends, "What's that word for when you get your shoe laces tied together?" Of course there is no such word. If there was a word, what would it be? Make up a word that seems appropriate

2007-10-09 10:06:10 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-09 10:05:19 · 8 answers · asked by Joe 6 in Polls & Surveys

Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray this cushy life to keep

I pray for toys that look like mice
and warm cushions soft and nice

For grocery bags where I can hide
Just like a tiger croucched inside

I pray for gourmet kitty snacks
and someone nice to scratch my back

For window sills all warm and bright
for shadows to explore by night

I pray I'll always stay real cool
and keep the secret feline rule

To never tell a human that
The world is really run by cats.

2007-10-09 10:05:12 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

i keep being told i'm bad at it

2007-10-09 10:04:24 · 41 answers · asked by not me 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-09 10:04:05 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

By older, i mean anyone that has lived [and was capable of appreciating music] through one or more eras of music, such as the Psychedelic music of the 60s or the "Hair metal" music of the 80s.. et cetera

Are there any bands from the past that you [and perhaps many others] believed would just be part of a passing fad, but they have ended up being one of the more celebrated artists/bands of today?

I'm asking because, many people look at My Chemical Romance, and other such bands, and say that they will dissapear in the next few years.. but what if they don't.. =/
What if /they/ become one of the more important "classic rock" bands come the years 2030-2040.

Seems highly unlikely to me [because i personally see no talent in most of these modern bands], but perhaps some of the "classic rock" bands weren't fully appreciated in their times active..

I don't know, i'm just interested..

RQ.

2007-10-09 10:03:36 · 18 answers · asked by Cinny [1334♀] 6 in Rock and Pop