Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray this cushy life to keep
I pray for toys that look like mice
and warm cushions soft and nice
For grocery bags where I can hide
Just like a tiger croucched inside
I pray for gourmet kitty snacks
and someone nice to scratch my back
For window sills all warm and bright
for shadows to explore by night
I pray I'll always stay real cool
and keep the secret feline rule
To never tell a human that
The world is really run by cats.
2007-10-09 10:05:12 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ok angel one coming up for you.
2007-10-09 10:37:34 · update #1
its good but i dont really like cats, i prefer dogs, got any dog ones?
2007-10-09 10:19:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
i've got heard that yet a sprint distinct: the dad is going to artwork and whilst he comes abode he sees an ambulance pulling away slowly from his abode. He ask his spouse what occurred yet she ran interior crying. he see's his around the corner neighbor and ask him "Fred, what's going on?". Fred replies "Oh, this is been a loopy time, your mailman became into speaking on your spouse whilst your little woman got here to the door, he then purely dropped to the floor. The paramedics pronounced he had a heart attack. the factor became into, your spouse wasn't crying relatively, she became into swearing at him asserting 'upward thrust as much as lazy bastard, no person knows'. weird and wonderful huh?"
2016-10-08 22:10:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love it, and yes I am a cat lover, but I also like dogs, though, as in the poem, cats rule!
2007-10-09 10:24:51 · answer #3 · answered by lizlywatts 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awwwww. u should like embroider that on a pillow or something . I would buy something like that for my kitty. Star for u.
2007-10-09 10:30:05 · answer #4 · answered by rosewalker1987 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aaaah, bless
2007-10-09 10:08:34 · answer #5 · answered by Kitty Katty 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
great if you like cats really bad if you like dogs
2007-10-09 10:14:32 · answer #6 · answered by matt y 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Amen that is funny
2007-10-09 10:27:29 · answer #7 · answered by Tweety 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's so sweet, my cats think so too lol
2007-10-09 10:10:16 · answer #8 · answered by cadenza 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love it. Here's a STAR.
2007-10-09 11:01:01 · answer #9 · answered by Kevin H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
me, not a cat lover : not funny
cat lover: funny
2007-10-09 10:09:33 · answer #10 · answered by æd∆n 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋