Entertainment & Music - 9 October 2007

Peter decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Peter's station wagon and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farm house and asked the attractive lady of the house if they could spend the night.

"I'm recently widowed," she explained, "and I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house."

"Not to worry," Peter said, "we'll be happy to sleep in the barn."

Nine months later, Peter got a letter from the widow's attorney. He then went up to visit his friend Bob and said, "Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow at the farm we stayed at?"

"Yes, I do."

"Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and have sex with her?"

"Yes, I have to admit that I did."

"Did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?"

Bob's face turned red and he said, "Yeah, I'm afraid I did."

"Well, thanks! She just died and left me everything!"

2007-10-09 00:38:28 · 39 answers · asked by "!" 5 in Jokes & Riddles

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True or False: You have eaten already this morning?

I haven't.. yet

2007-10-09 00:37:37 · 44 answers · asked by LIEUTENANT K STAR!!!! 6 in Polls & Surveys

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When dealing with family and friends do you have communication breakdowns?

2007-10-09 00:37:25 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Freak or Unique?

2007-10-09 00:37:25 · 16 answers · asked by *Fletch* 5 in Polls & Surveys

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What's your favorite Rage Against The Machine song?

2007-10-09 00:33:44 · 7 answers · asked by Spun Up IMMORTAL 2 in Polls & Surveys

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how can i...?

get motivated for school again? i have 2 weeks left and then exams and i am just completely sick of school even though i know i need to study but i jjust cant bring myself to do it

2007-10-09 00:32:57 · 19 answers · asked by Living_Legend 3 in Polls & Surveys

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Do you ever have a full blown conversation with yourself?

2007-10-09 00:29:11 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Danni OR Kylie Minogue?????

WHY????

2007-10-09 00:29:01 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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named soemthing has chocolate in it?

a thumb that goes up from me for every good answer

2007-10-09 00:27:47 · 26 answers · asked by lucky_1179 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Do you listen to the radio or CD's in your car ?

do you crank it ??

hehehehe i listen to cds and i crank them all the time.. people can hear me coming down the street.

2007-10-09 00:27:35 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Do you have?

a suspicious mind?

2007-10-09 00:27:08 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What are you doing right now?

i'm playin with my lips

2007-10-09 00:27:04 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Describe yourself in two words....?

2007-10-09 00:26:21 · 37 answers · asked by Buddy Hodor 7 in Polls & Surveys

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What kind of shoes do you wear everyday?

2007-10-09 00:25:22 · 34 answers · asked by Buddy Hodor 7 in Polls & Surveys

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When you get into your car at night.....?

do you turn the interior light on and check to make sure no one is in the back seat ?

i always do even though the doors have usually been locked...

2007-10-09 00:25:04 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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do u think theres a taste difference between coke and pepsi?

2007-10-09 00:25:03 · 11 answers · asked by jay 1 in Polls & Surveys

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Would you like to become a professional piano tuner/technician?

Which benefits of this profession can you name?

2007-10-09 00:24:27 · 2 answers · asked by Viktor 3 in Classical

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I don't know if anyone has noticed...but the planet Venus has been rising bright and shiny in the morning...?

...and I have this incredible urge to give every woman on this planet Earth a wonderful licking that they will cherish forever, never forgetting I do it out of pure love for them, and a desire to make them scream simultaneously in cosmic orgasmic lust so loud, that a million years from now, some extraterrestrials that long ago lost any sense of physicality, rush to our world to get in on the erotic action...just in time to see an entire planet of woman smoking a cigarette in total fulfillment...even the ones who don't smoke...

2007-10-09 00:23:15 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys