Peter decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Peter's station wagon and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farm house and asked the attractive lady of the house if they could spend the night.
"I'm recently widowed," she explained, "and I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house."
"Not to worry," Peter said, "we'll be happy to sleep in the barn."
Nine months later, Peter got a letter from the widow's attorney. He then went up to visit his friend Bob and said, "Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow at the farm we stayed at?"
"Yes, I do."
"Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and have sex with her?"
"Yes, I have to admit that I did."
"Did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?"
Bob's face turned red and he said, "Yeah, I'm afraid I did."
"Well, thanks! She just died and left me everything!"
2007-10-09 00:38:28 · 39 answers · asked by "!" 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahahahahhaaaaa, well done, you made me laugh on a dreary day, thanks honey.
2007-10-09 13:04:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-09 00:45:32 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved it!! SSooooooo! Funny!
2007-10-09 04:30:47 · answer #3 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brill have a star
2007-10-09 02:43:12 · answer #4 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha karma....good one thx for sharing it...star
2007-10-09 02:17:00 · answer #5 · answered by Deedee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that one. Cool lol
2007-10-09 00:55:37 · answer #6 · answered by sofar 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow! what a great fortune...lol! another star 4 u calam.
2007-10-09 02:27:40 · answer #7 · answered by poorguy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
another excellent offering, pmsl
have a star
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2007-10-09 02:08:37 · answer #8 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 pts.
2007-10-09 00:43:18 · answer #9 · answered by canadaguy 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Thats what good friends are for...lmao
2007-10-09 06:52:07 · answer #10 · answered by Queen Latifah 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaaaa thats a nice thought ....pmsl
2007-10-09 09:58:53 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋