There was a guy sunbathing in the nude on the beach. He saw a little
girl coming toward him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he was
reading.
The girl came up to him and asked, " What do you have under the
newspaper?"
Thinking quickly, the guy replied, "A bird."
The girl walked away, and the guy fell asleep. When he woke up, he was
in the hospital in tremendous pain. The police asked him what happened.
The guy says, " I don´t know. I was lying on the beach, this little
girl asked me a question. I guess I dozed off and the next thing I know here
I am in the hospital in this unbelievable pain."
The police went to the beach, found the little girl, and asked her,
"Just what did you do to that naked fellow?"
After a pause, the girl replied,
"To him? Nothing. I was playing with his bird and it spit on me. So, I
broke its neck, busted its eggs, and set its nest on fire!"
2007-10-09 10:18:16 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Wow.
2007-10-09 10:20:38 · answer #1 · answered by lonelioness 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
particular might, what must be extra useful than unquestionably having the flexibility to take all your clothing off and have a sturdy time on the sea coast rather of having to be stricken approximately stupid bathing fits being contained in the way or irritating approximately how they seem. for the reason that all and sundry's bare they're each and all of the comparable and there is not something to be stricken approximately.
2016-10-06 09:36:03 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
John and his girl decided to go to the beach. They found a secluded place between some dunes and she proceeded to bury him lying down to where only his head was sticking out. She asked him if he could move and he couldn't. She then dug down to his privates and uncovered them. Then she started to **** him like a wild dog. Unfortunately she was a doctor, and just as she got good and started her emergency cell phone went off, it was an emergency with no time to spare. So she said "John, this is life or death, I will send my girlfriend to dig you out later, but I have to go. She hid his privates with a hat and left.
Eventually John felt sleepy and went to sleep since he nothing else to do. Then he was woken up by a tapping on his head. It was a small girl with a wagon and all her stuff in it. She had removed the hat and said "What is that thing down there?" John didn't want to get in trouble, so he thought quickly and said "It's a bird in its nest." And hoped she would leave quickly. She said "I want to play with the little bird." He said "Fine" and figured she would get bored with that pretty quickly. She started out just poking his penis with a stick, so John decided to go back to sleep.
He went to sleep and later started a dream where his girlfriend had come back and was again making love to him. He felt his penis Cumming and was thinking this was the best dream ever. When just as it was getting good, he felt the most amazing pain. Then more pain and he woke up with his privates in terrible pain. He couldn't see his penis or balls because the small girl was in the way. He asked her what happened.
She said "Well I started playing with the birdie, but she just sat on her nest and wouldn't fly. I wanted to see how such a strange bird could fly. So I grabbed it and tried to pull it out of its nest. I pulled and pulled but it was stuck in the nest. So I really pulled hard and then the bird got mad at me and threw up all over my hand. So I got my lighter and burned her nest. I got my nut cracker and broke her eggs and then I smashed her beak against a rock. I said "Ha Bird. You will have to lay some new eggs and build another nest. That will teach you to throw up on me".
2014-10-10 05:41:27 · answer #3 · answered by Mark 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-09 10:33:56 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny in a sort of way had you used an older person then that would be very funny .
2007-10-09 10:41:50 · answer #5 · answered by MILLION DOLLAR QUESTION 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2017-01-27 16:31:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard this in third grade: I'm 44 today. Older than Moses' toes, twice as corny.
2007-10-09 10:23:08 · answer #7 · answered by ihatepenndot 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You mean to tell me no one witnessed her jerking him off??? Now that I look back...this joke IS sad!!!
Wow, talk about a "one minute man"...
2007-10-09 11:16:14 · answer #8 · answered by ~Tiffany~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's really stupid, and disgusting...and a littel girl(I'm guessing between 3 and 5) wouldn't...never mind
2007-10-09 10:28:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
obvious but funny
2007-10-09 10:27:51 · answer #10 · answered by kerri p 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋