A redhead, a brunette and a blonde got questions, testing their reading skills. The redhead was asked "How many 'D's are there in 'Bonanza'?" She immediately replies : "None". The brunette was asked same question. After 30 seconds, the replies : "None". The blonde was asked same question. No reply. After 30 minutes, the interviewer asks again. The blonde replies "So far, 42". The interviewer queries "42! 42 'D's in 'Bonanza' ?????". The blonde replies "Yes! Listen: Dum da da dum da da dum da, dum da da dum da da dum ....".
The blonde reported for her University final examination which consists of "yes/no" type questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes her purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet - Yes for Heads and No for Tails. Within half an hour she is all done whereas the rest of the class is sweating it out.
2007-10-03
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