A redhead, a brunette and a blonde got questions, testing their reading skills. The redhead was asked "How many 'D's are there in 'Bonanza'?" She immediately replies : "None". The brunette was asked same question. After 30 seconds, the replies : "None". The blonde was asked same question. No reply. After 30 minutes, the interviewer asks again. The blonde replies "So far, 42". The interviewer queries "42! 42 'D's in 'Bonanza' ?????". The blonde replies "Yes! Listen: Dum da da dum da da dum da, dum da da dum da da dum ....".
The blonde reported for her University final examination which consists of "yes/no" type questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes her purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet - Yes for Heads and No for Tails. Within half an hour she is all done whereas the rest of the class is sweating it out.
2007-10-03 03:11:21 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
During the last few minutes, she is seen desperately throwing the coin, swearing and sweating. The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and asks what is going on. "I finished the exam in half an hour. But," she says, "I'm checking my answers."
A blonde got on a plane for Las Vegas & sat in 1st class. The flight attendant checked her ticket & said she was booked in coach. The blonde would not move and said she was blonde,beautiful & going to Las Vegas. A second flight attendant spoke to her ---she refused to move & said she was blonde,beautiful & going to Las Vegas.Then they asked the pilot to tell her to move and she told him the same thing refusing to move. The pilot then whispered something in her ear & she got up and went into coach. The attendants asked him what he said to her--- he said he told the blonde that 1st class didn't stop in Las Vegas.
2007-10-03 03:12:46 · update #1
Yes you know how to entertain us. Cheers.
2007-10-03 03:50:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A blond went into a bar with a giraffe and ordered two pints when they drunk them the giraffe fell down and the blond went to walk out.
the barman said your not leaving that lying there.
the bond said its not a lion its a giraffe.
the barman said that's irrelevant.
the bond said its not an elephant its a giraffe.
2007-10-03 04:51:58 · answer #2 · answered by jayjay 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL the Uni final was the best :D
2007-10-03 03:26:29 · answer #3 · answered by ¸.•*´`*♥ AyYıldız ♥*`´*•.¸ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He he he and lol very funny
2007-10-03 04:59:19 · answer #4 · answered by henridog 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That sure will keep us going alright. §
2007-10-03 03:57:52 · answer #5 · answered by Sparky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
teeheehee
funnnnnnnnnnnnnny
2007-10-03 04:39:05 · answer #6 · answered by pepzi_bandit 2 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for another good one.
2007-10-03 03:42:33 · answer #7 · answered by Black 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋