Entertainment & Music - 2 October 2007

Just wondering!

2007-10-02 16:00:22 · 11 answers · asked by squrrelgirl 4 in Polls & Surveys

A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches up to the counter and
says. "Hi.. I'm here to pick up my monthly check." He adds: " You know, I
just HATE drawing welfare checks. I'd really rather have a job."

The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent." We
just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur
and bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive
around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of
the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her
on her overseas holiday trips. You will have to satisfy her sexual urges.
You'll be provided a two bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting
salary is $90,000 a year.

The guy wide-eyed, says "You're Bullsh**tting me!"

The Social Worker says, "Yeah, well.......You started it."

2007-10-02 15:59:58 · 7 answers · asked by Val 2 in Jokes & Riddles

open up a new bottle of wine and hang out in the halls of P/S for another 1/2 hour.... or go dream a little dream??

2007-10-02 15:59:38 · 17 answers · asked by W~~~Dream a Little Dream~~~P 4 in Polls & Surveys

Spider is #1

2007-10-02 15:59:01 · 21 answers · asked by Your Mom Loves Me 2 in Polls & Surveys

that she is pretty good looking for someone that old.

2007-10-02 15:58:42 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-02 15:57:45 · 11 answers · asked by CLOSED SITE 4 in Polls & Surveys

If U do, do U have pics of yourself there? :)

2007-10-02 15:57:44 · 53 answers · asked by mymelody 6 in Polls & Surveys

give me awebsite were i can make my own layout for myspace!!!

2007-10-02 15:57:38 · 3 answers · asked by mariana9619 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-02 15:57:29 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-02 15:56:19 · 9 answers · asked by bgottcha 2 in Polls & Surveys

i like turqouise! xD

2007-10-02 15:55:23 · 49 answers · asked by L 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-02 15:55:16 · 17 answers · asked by EvelynMine 7 in Polls & Surveys

I think the boy I love doesnt want me anymore =( What should I do?

2007-10-02 15:53:34 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

annoying song stuck in your head like

Love Shack or
My Umbrella

2007-10-02 15:53:26 · 11 answers · asked by tin woman 5 in Polls & Surveys

Sorry

I just wanna see if anyone can relate to me

2 surgeries in the past for previous ones

now my toenail chipped off and it got kinda swollen i'm calming it down best i can

2007-10-02 15:53:18 · 25 answers · asked by updo 3 in Polls & Surveys

fall asleep while talking on the phone? what happened?

2007-10-02 15:51:56 · 25 answers · asked by rt1290 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-02 15:51:53 · 17 answers · asked by icemunchies 6 in Polls & Surveys

lol

2007-10-02 15:51:31 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

hey what song of mine do u like best including hannah's

2007-10-02 15:50:51 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

ate a bug umm freak??

2007-10-02 15:49:47 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

do you know who sings it or have lyrics
thanks

it goes something like that

2007-10-02 15:49:31 · 3 answers · asked by pinky1128 4 in Lyrics

1.) How to cook.
2.) Laundry & Ironing.
3.) How to balance a check book

Thanks for your input :-)

2007-10-02 15:49:26 · 16 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

Why does companies in the european and spanish countries get japanese anime from the United States instead of Japan sometimes?

2007-10-02 15:48:44 · 2 answers · asked by Dondre T 1 in Comics & Animation

2007-10-02 15:48:39 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The part that went flying through the air! Do you think it will grow another Claire? That would be a great twist.

Isn't she a little annoying, that she just can't resist being the center of attention one way or another? Oh, yeah: she's a cheerleader.

2007-10-02 15:48:20 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Drama

2007-10-02 15:48:18 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I watched about three minutes of it & changed the channel.

2007-10-02 15:48:16 · 3 answers · asked by Shortstuff13 7 in Comedy

2007-10-02 15:48:07 · 15 answers · asked by Optimus Prime 4 in Polls & Surveys

ok so its for a reasearch project just wondering what you guys think. let me know if your a christian or not, and let me know what you think

2007-10-02 15:47:44 · 20 answers · asked by 17227 5 in Polls & Surveys

i really am not sure how long its been there, i dont wash my hair i just retease it and spray .....what would you do if you were me..honest answers only

2007-10-02 15:47:26 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys