Entertainment & Music - 27 September 2007

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What are you doing this weekend? Any plans?

2007-09-27 04:29:49 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Soap Opera Spoilers?

What is the best site for finding soap opera spoilers? Like for Guiding Light spoilers or All My Children spoilers or Days of Our Lives spoilers?

2007-09-27 04:29:47 · 11 answers · asked by Carly C 2 in Soap Operas

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A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip."

So next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm. Upon his return to his office after the mass, he found the following note on the door:

1) Sip the vodka, don't gulp.

2) There are 10 commandments, not 12.

3) There are 12 disciples, not 10.

4) Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.

5) Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ***.

6) We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C.

7) The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior and the spook.

8) David slew Goliath, he did not kick the sh*t out of him.

9) When David was hit by a rock and was knocked off his donkey, don't say he was stoned off his ***.

10We do not refer to the cross as the "Big T."

11) When Jesus broke the bread at the last supper he said, "take this and eat it for it is my body." He did not say "Eat me."

12The Virgin Mary is not called "Mary with the Cherry.

13) The recommended grace before a meal is not: Rub-A-Dub-Dub thanks for the grub, Yeah God.

14) Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at ST. Peter's not a peter pulling contest at St. Taffy's.

2007-09-27 04:29:22 · 9 answers · asked by Roxy 3 in Jokes & Riddles

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Who should you never ever invite to your Wedding?

2007-09-27 04:28:40 · 58 answers · asked by Sydney Paws 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Grey's Anatomy question: For George -- Izzie or Callie?

I really really want him to be with Izzie, but he did that impulsive marriage thing with Callie. What do you think?

2007-09-27 04:27:51 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Drama

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What percentage of questions in Y!A could be answered with one of the following responses?

1. Go to your doctor NOW!
2. Take it to the vet NOW!
3. Yes, of course it's normal. Stop stressing.
4. How old are you? Six? Grow up!

Any other "standard" responses you can think of? One that makes me laugh and say "that's SO right" can have the 10pts...

2007-09-27 04:27:29 · 40 answers · asked by BOOBOO 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Is anyone else?

having problems with yahoo mail today, or is it just me?

2007-09-27 04:26:49 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb to a low-energy one?

2007-09-27 04:24:47 · 12 answers · asked by hello world 7 in Jokes & Riddles

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What was the moment you just knew that you were in love with this person?

2007-09-27 04:24:46 · 1 answers · asked by LilyFlower 2 in Polls & Surveys

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If I came over to play, What would be the game?

2007-09-27 04:23:50 · 35 answers · asked by buster 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Your opinion needed....?

I have an informational speech to present in a few weeks. I'm urged to talk about a person. I love music, so I've come up with the following people to use as my topic. I want to keep my audience interested, who would you want to hear an informational speech about?

1. Freddie Mercury
2. Jim Morrison
3. Bob Marley
4. Janis Joplin

(If you have a suggestion that is not listed, please list it.)

I appreciate it! Thank you.

2007-09-27 04:21:08 · 9 answers · asked by Edith 4 in Other - Music

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Do you still live in the town you were born?

I was born in Birkenhead, Merseyside....moved to Anglesey North Wales when i was 7 and then moved back to Birkenhead aged 21.......i hope to move abroad when my kids have flown the nest.

2007-09-27 04:21:07 · 51 answers · asked by pinkkittenliverpool 6 in Polls & Surveys

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