Entertainment & Music - 27 September 2007

Naaah neither do I

2007-09-27 22:41:30 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I got twenty

2007-09-27 22:39:50 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

pumpkin pie or sweet potato pie?

2007-09-27 22:35:37 · 7 answers · asked by jester 4 in Polls & Surveys

A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, 'OK, old fart, time to retire.'

The old rooster replies,' come on, you can't handle ALL these chickens. Look what it's done to me. Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?'

The young rooster says, 'Beat it! You're washed up and I'm taking over.' The old rooster says 'I'll tell you what, young stud, I'll race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop.'

The young rooster laughs, 'You know you don't stand a chance old man, so just to be fair, I'll give you a head start. 'The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off after him. They round the front of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap.

He's already about 5 inches behind the old rooster and gaining fast. The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting on the front porch when he sees the roosters running by. He grabs up his shotgun and BOOM!, he blows the young rooster to bits.

The farmer sadly shakes his head, 'Damn,...third gay rooster I bought this month.'

2007-09-27 22:29:33 · 13 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Jokes & Riddles

A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her poodle along for company.

One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a hungry-looking leopard heading rapidly in his direction.

The poodle thinks, "Oh, oh!" Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap, the poodle exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious leopard! I wonder if there are any more around here?"

Hearing this, the leopard halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. "Whew!", says the leopard, "That was close! That poodle nearly had me!"

Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So off he goes, but the poodle sees him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figures that something must be up. The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard.

The leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here, monkey, hop on my back so you can watch me chew that poodle to bits!"

Now, the poodle sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back and thinks, "What am I going to do now?", but instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet, and waits until they get just close enough to hear.

"Where's that damn monkey?" the poodle says, "I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another leopard!"

2007-09-27 22:28:43 · 12 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Jokes & Riddles

A deaf mute walks into pharmacy to buy condoms. He has difficulty communicating with the pharmacist and cannot see condoms on the shelf.

Frustrated, the deaf mute finally unzips his pants, places his penis on the counter and puts down a five dollar bill next to it.

The pharmacist unzips his pants, does the same as the deaf mute, then picks up both bills and stuffs them in his pocket. Exasperated, the deaf mute begins to curse the pharmacist wildly in sign language.

"Look," the pharmacist says, "if you can't afford to lose, you shouldn't bet."

2007-09-27 22:26:26 · 5 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Jokes & Riddles

who stayed up all night?
i did this only to finish my homework lol cuz i kept procrastinating

2007-09-27 22:26:10 · 24 answers · asked by Sultan Cartman 5 in Polls & Surveys

if you had the chance to go to wonka's chocolate factory would you stay in the group or sneak off on your own?

2007-09-27 22:21:53 · 19 answers · asked by jester 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-27 22:20:59 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

this new google search engine?

http://www.blackle.com

I find it awesome!

2007-09-27 22:20:20 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

they got into the bushes and found 2 horses, "Hey compadre, look 2 horses, here and alone." "I see compadre." Says the other guy. "Let get e truck in the morning to take them with us." says the 2nd guy. "OK" syas the 1st one "But how we will recognaze who's horse is each?" Asked one of them "Ok compadre, I'll cut a little of this horse's ear and this one is mine, Got it?" "Ok compadre" During the night the cut horse bit the other one in the same ear and both got the a cut in the same ear. In the morning the guys meet and talk "Maldita vaina compadre, I couldn't get a truck for today, but I'll try for tomorrow." "Ok, don't worry" Says the other guy "But let take a look of the horses then." "Good idea compadre" and there they went. Once with the horses one guy says to the other, "Malditisima vaina compadre, both got a cut in the left ear, What we gonna do now?" "Don't worry compadre" says the other guy, "I'll cut the right ear to this one and that's it, the one with both ears cut is mine

2007-09-27 22:15:56 · 2 answers · asked by Javy 7 in Jokes & Riddles

Is there a special singer for this or its just a poem and people sing it themselves.
Do u like it?

2007-09-27 22:15:43 · 13 answers · asked by EQB 2 in Other - Music

2007-09-27 22:14:50 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

1.If all the nations in the world are in debt(am not joking. even US has got debts), where did all the money go? (weird)
2.When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? (to be give a thought)
3.What is the speed of darkness? (absurd)
4.If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that
stuff? (very good thinking)
5.Who copyrighted the copyright symbol? (who knows)
6.Can you cry under water? (let me try)
7.Why do people say, "you've been working like a dog" when dogs just sit around all day? (i think they meant somethingelse)
8.Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed? (God knows)
9.Do fish ever get thirsty? (let me ask and tell)
10.Can you get cornered in a round room?
11.Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep? (tonight i will stay and watch)
12.What came first, the fruit or the color orange? (seed)

2007-09-27 22:08:30 · 12 answers · asked by vaneeta k 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-09-27 22:07:25 · 20 answers · asked by Cam1051Sec 5 in Polls & Surveys

America - what's the first words that pop into your head ?

2007-09-27 22:06:21 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-27 22:06:01 · 25 answers · asked by Chav Princess 7 in Polls & Surveys

I don`t mean to be unkind you don`t give to receive but i am just curious.

2007-09-27 22:04:54 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-27 22:03:31 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comedy

what is behind door number one.......?

2007-09-27 22:03:27 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

plain cool whip or the new flavored kinds?

2007-09-27 22:03:15 · 7 answers · asked by jester 4 in Polls & Surveys

its your day off from work or you just dont feel like going in, what do you do all day?

i dont get out of bed, i sleep or watch tv and only get up to get food and pee.
you?

2007-09-27 22:01:27 · 15 answers · asked by momma-to-morgan 3 in Polls & Surveys

well was it originally done by the ramones?

2007-09-27 22:01:15 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I won a free 12 boot camp training except it started before i could get public transport to the place.

2007-09-27 22:01:11 · 5 answers · asked by jobees 6 in Polls & Surveys

on your face ??
to the left....

2007-09-27 22:00:07 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-27 21:59:04 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-27 21:58:02 · 4 answers · asked by Keith 6 in Polls & Surveys

would you come ?

2007-09-27 21:56:39 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-27 21:52:15 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-27 21:51:19 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys