Entertainment & Music - 26 September 2007

on Fraggle Rock or the baskets of berries from The Smurfs

2007-09-26 21:27:00 · 6 answers · asked by Tre 6 in Polls & Surveys

woman goes to doctors and asks him to look at her aviaries,
doctor said "don't you mean your ovaries" "no" says the woman "my aviaries" so the doc asks her to strip and takes a look "i think your right" he says "theres certainly been a cockatoo up there"

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A man was walking down the road when he sees a funeral car and a man with a dog walking behind it followed by a huge gathering behind him,he asks the man who has died cos theres so many following him,"my mother in law" he replies.
"how did she die" he asks , "my dog bit her" he replies, "can i borrow your dog" he asks, and the man replies"join the queue"

2007-09-26 21:25:27 · 5 answers · asked by puma 4 in Jokes & Riddles

What do you do?

2007-09-26 21:23:30 · 17 answers · asked by LUCKY3 6 in Polls & Surveys

Simone Callahan (m. Warne) claims she caught Shane Warne cheating on her again via a text message he sent to her by mistake, and that their reconciliation ended because of this incident.

Shane claims that they split by mutual agreement two months ago when they both realised it wouldn't work, and that Simone is lying in order to make more money out of the situation.

Both stories sound plausible to me. Who do you believe and why?

2007-09-26 21:22:48 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Have You Ever Been Caught On Something Naught On The Computer?
Have You Ever Walked Around The House Nude?
Have You Ever Played Strip Poker?
Have You Ever Been To This Site http://www.bored.com ?,
Have You Ever Seen Me On P&S Under The Name Leaping Leo!?
Are You Straight?
Can You Plz Star This Question?

2007-09-26 21:21:05 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-26 21:20:47 · 4 answers · asked by ? 6 in Other - Music

2007-09-26 21:20:24 · 17 answers · asked by LUCKY3 6 in Polls & Surveys

It was strange. It was about a girl who meets a cute guy, and soon learns that every time she become sexually aroused she switches gender. (anyone know the name they gave this condition?) He also has the same issue and the movie is them figuring this all out, and resolving it. i think it was a fairly mainstream movie. Anyone know?

2007-09-26 21:20:07 · 2 answers · asked by Di M 1 in Movies

Are they dipped in cornmeal batter and deep fried?

2007-09-26 21:19:18 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-26 21:19:16 · 6 answers · asked by LUCKY3 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-26 21:17:55 · 12 answers · asked by LUCKY3 6 in Polls & Surveys

that you keep repeating even though you tell yourself....never again!!

2007-09-26 21:17:51 · 14 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

oooooooohhhhhh baby....why did you become a thief..
you stole my heart and my affections for you..
ahhhhhhh i love you so much,,
like honey to the bee....
kisses like a thousand more wouldn't suffice..
because its just you playing hard to get..
but baby roses are red..
violets are blue...
when there was just me and you...
*mandolin solo*
sugar sugar honey baby...

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

2007-09-26 21:13:41 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lyrics

Why did that MARICON go to jail for. That dude that makes those movies that's always on the commercials, i think he's the owner of making those movies, my bad idk his name......

2007-09-26 21:12:29 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

or night if you work at night ?

2007-09-26 21:12:20 · 34 answers · asked by ♥BEX♥ 7 in Polls & Surveys

Everyone! miley is 100% not preganant havnt you seen the original article and the photoshope article.??? she is not that type and she isnt stupid to ruin her carrer like that
if you havn't it's
www.mileyfans.net
wouldn't you hate if you people were makin rumours bout you that ur pregnant.. Give them a break all theyre tryin to do is fufill their dreams and perform to people not hear crap bout them!!

2007-09-26 21:11:41 · 4 answers · asked by krispyme 1 in Celebrities

Example dreams thoughts etc. The person you warned did they take you seriously?

2007-09-26 21:11:25 · 8 answers · asked by htpanther 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-26 21:11:16 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

can't have sex without becoming emotionally involved..?

2007-09-26 21:07:50 · 45 answers · asked by Stormseeker 2 in Polls & Surveys

and how many of what?

2007-09-26 21:06:31 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-26 21:06:25 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

Or are you scared of something else?

2007-09-26 21:05:01 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

lack intuition?

2007-09-26 21:03:57 · 22 answers · asked by Stormseeker 2 in Polls & Surveys

This couple go to an agricultural show way out in the countryside a fine Sunday afternoon and are watching the auctioning off of bulls. The guy selling the bulls announces the first bull to be auctioned off, "A fine specimen, this bull reproduced 60 times last year."

The wife nudges her husband in the ribs and comments, "See! That was more than 5 times a month!"

The second bull is to be sold, "Another fine specimen, this wonder reproduced 120 times last year."

Again the wife bugs her husband, "Hey, that's some 5 times a month. What do you say to that?" Her husband is getting really annoyed with this comparison.

The third bull is up for sale, "And this extraordinary specimen reproduced 365 times last year!"

The wife slaps her husband on the arm and yells, "That's once a day, every day of the year! How about you?"

The husband was pretty irritated by now and yells back, "Sure, once a day! Great! But, you ask the auctioneer if they were all with the same cow!"

2007-09-26 21:03:08 · 15 answers · asked by puma 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-09-26 21:02:15 · 12 answers · asked by Lorina 7 in Polls & Surveys

For example: "Gilligan' Island". "Lost In Space".

2007-09-26 21:01:55 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Example: friends family etc...even if you haven't had a close relationship with that person in awhile...

2007-09-26 21:00:26 · 14 answers · asked by htpanther 3 in Polls & Surveys

How can something false be considered as realistic? 1 lady told me that her fiction writing is based on research & that it's not made up. That made me scratch my head. Why do people always give wacky, out the box info on here-they're so wrong! I never heard of fiction being true & realistic.

2007-09-26 21:00:15 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I don't know, but there's something about slightly crooked teeth that just seems cute to me.

2007-09-26 21:00:12 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

special friend in your life, that just always seems to make you laugh, even if it's your own expense?



I do,he's more like the younger brother I never got to tourment, he's great even though he is a grammar nazi
(Look Matty I spelt it right just for you!!!)

2007-09-26 20:59:45 · 16 answers · asked by Lazrus 6 in Polls & Surveys