woman goes to doctors and asks him to look at her aviaries,
doctor said "don't you mean your ovaries" "no" says the woman "my aviaries" so the doc asks her to strip and takes a look "i think your right" he says "theres certainly been a cockatoo up there"
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A man was walking down the road when he sees a funeral car and a man with a dog walking behind it followed by a huge gathering behind him,he asks the man who has died cos theres so many following him,"my mother in law" he replies.
"how did she die" he asks , "my dog bit her" he replies, "can i borrow your dog" he asks, and the man replies"join the queue"
2007-09-26 21:25:27 · 5 answers · asked by puma 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oh lol!!!
never heard that one before like it lol!!
2007-09-26 21:59:25 · answer #1 · answered by *XxXEmmaXxX* 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent star for you.
2007-09-26 21:38:51 · answer #2 · answered by . 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahaha enjoyed those. Have a star.
2007-09-26 21:30:04 · answer #3 · answered by Black 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2007-09-27 06:06:56 · answer #4 · answered by Widgi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-09-26 21:57:40 · answer #5 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋