Entertainment & Music - 5 June 2007

A plane leaves Los Angeles airport under the control of a Jewish captain. His new copilot is Chinese, and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike.
Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the auto pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters, “I don’t like Chinese.”
“No rike Chinese?” asks the copilot, “why not?”
“You people bombed Pearl Harbor, that’s why!”
“No, no,” the copilot protests, “Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah! That Japanese, not Chinese.”
“Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese… doesn’t matter, you’re all alike!”
There are a few minutes of silence. “No rike Jews!” the copilot suddenly announces.
“Why not?” asks the captain.
“Jews sink Titanic.”
“Jews didn’t sink the Titanic!” exclaims the captain; “It was an iceberg!”
“Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg, no mattah… all same.”

2007-06-05 22:40:35 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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If you could do only one thing with your love,?

what would you do?

2007-06-05 22:40:14 · 10 answers · asked by Shae C 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Are you content with your religion, but still curious about what other religions are based on?

2007-06-05 22:36:17 · 11 answers · asked by uuummk 5 in Polls & Surveys

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who's your tormentor?

2007-06-05 22:34:02 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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if you could change one thing about your personality what would it be?

I wish I had more patience

2007-06-05 22:33:54 · 27 answers · asked by uuummk 5 in Polls & Surveys

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What's your answer?

2007-06-05 22:33:23 · 26 answers · asked by Melanie 5 in Polls & Surveys

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How should one react to injustice?

2007-06-05 22:33:16 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Anyone here who still keeps a diary?

not the electronic diaries/blogs

2007-06-05 22:33:02 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Do you think you are ....................???????????

Attractive on the outside/inside?

2007-06-05 22:31:14 · 38 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

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what do you have that most people don't have?

2007-06-05 22:29:23 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Bear in a bar?

A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer.
The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings."
The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer.
The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, "We don't serve beer to
belligerent bears in bars in Billings"
The bear, very angry now, says, "If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar."
The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings"
The bear goes to the end of the bar, and, as promised, eats the woman. He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer.
The bartender states, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully
bears in bars in Billings who are on drugs."
The bear says, "I'm NOT on drugs."
..........You're gonna love this........
The bartender says, "You are now. That was a barbitchyouate. . . The end.

2007-06-05 22:28:34 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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what is the one thing that keeps you going when all else seems bleak...?

2007-06-05 22:28:09 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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So how are you today????

2007-06-05 22:27:46 · 26 answers · asked by anna 7 in Polls & Surveys

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I`ve got a question?

trouble is I cant remember what it was. Any ideas?

2007-06-05 22:26:22 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Federer OR Nadal?

who is the better one??

2007-06-05 22:23:54 · 3 answers · asked by 007 2 in Polls & Surveys

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Peter met Sharon?

Peter met Sharon in a nightclub. They enjoyed each other's company very much and at the end of the evening Sharon invited Peter to her place, where they quickly got involved in a very passionate and energetic session in bed together.

Finally, tired and satisfied, they both lay back in the bed and snuggled up close to each other. After a short while, Sharon began tenderly stroking Peter's manhood.

Surprised but appreciative, Peter comments, "Surely you can't be ready for more already?"

Sharon replies, "No, but every now and then I get a bit nostalgic, and I miss the days when I had mine."

2007-06-05 22:10:25 · 49 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Last chance to get rid of the blues?

Two banana's sat at the side of the river when they see a turd floating past them, the turd say's "come on in the waters lovely" and one banana turns to the other and say's "you don't believe that CRAP do ya?!

2007-06-05 22:09:22 · 10 answers · asked by Tooly 3 in Jokes & Riddles

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How can this be?!?!!?

ME the imfamous Chuck norris got a violation....does yahoo know who they are dealing with?
should I roundhouse kick the Yahoo staff?

2007-06-05 22:07:58 · 17 answers · asked by Chuck Norris 2 in Polls & Surveys

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Who has RECENTLY seized your mind?

2007-06-05 22:07:43 · 15 answers · asked by † Iríšh † 7 in Polls & Surveys

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what will u do?

Suppose ure walking along a road.....u c a 5oo currency note lying on the road.......will u take it or just leave it there and continue walking???

2007-06-05 22:07:01 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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oldie but good?

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite

her was smiling at her uncannily. She immediately moved to another seat.

This time the smile turned into a huge grin, so she moved again. The man

seemed more amused with a crazed stare. When on the fourth move, the man

burst out laughing, fearing for her safety she complained to the driver and
he had the man arrested.

The case came up in court.

The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for
himself.

The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this, when the lady got
on
the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat down under a
sign
that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are coming' and I grinned. Then she
moved
and sat under a sign that said, 'Logan's Liniment will reduce the
swelling,'
and I had to smile. Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that
said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick," and I could hardly contain
myself. But, Your Honor, when She moved the fourth time and sat under a
sign
that said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident'... I
just
lost it."

2007-06-05 22:04:33 · 9 answers · asked by barz 2 in Jokes & Riddles