A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer.
The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings."
The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer.
The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, "We don't serve beer to
belligerent bears in bars in Billings"
The bear, very angry now, says, "If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar."
The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings"
The bear goes to the end of the bar, and, as promised, eats the woman. He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer.
The bartender states, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully
bears in bars in Billings who are on drugs."
The bear says, "I'm NOT on drugs."
..........You're gonna love this........
The bartender says, "You are now. That was a barbitchyouate. . . The end.
2007-06-05 22:28:34 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What a great
combination of thoughts / worlds .
2007-06-05 22:54:50 · answer #1 · answered by Jacky.- the "INDIAN". 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-06-06 07:17:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-06-07 10:32:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heh heh heh
Cute
2007-06-06 05:31:57 · answer #4 · answered by Chief BaggageSmasher 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-06-06 05:49:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-06-07 17:22:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-06-06 05:40:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-06-06 05:54:22 · answer #8 · answered by nan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yup....nice joke!!!
2007-06-07 06:25:32 · answer #9 · answered by anex 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha....good one!!!
2007-06-06 06:14:54 · answer #10 · answered by raindrops 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋