oldie but good?

Question

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite

her was smiling at her uncannily. She immediately moved to another seat.

This time the smile turned into a huge grin, so she moved again. The man

seemed more amused with a crazed stare. When on the fourth move, the man

burst out laughing, fearing for her safety she complained to the driver and
he had the man arrested.

The case came up in court.

The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for
himself.

The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this, when the lady got
on
the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat down under a
sign
that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are coming' and I grinned. Then she
moved
and sat under a sign that said, 'Logan's Liniment will reduce the
swelling,'
and I had to smile. Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that
said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick," and I could hardly contain
myself. But, Your Honor, when She moved the fourth time and sat under a
sign
that said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident'... I
just
lost it."

Answer 1

OMG SOOOOO Funny! Love it! :-)

Answer 2

You are right. It sure is Golden Oldie. Each time I read it , its as ticklish as new. Someone should bring it out once in a while or it would be forgotten. Good ones like this. tks for sharing......

Answer 3

Possibly the best today.
Ta.

Answer 4

thats a good one 10stars LMAO

Answer 5

cool

Answer 6

Great one.!!!
10/10.!!!
Loved it.!!!

Answer 7

lol wow

Answer 8

hahahahahahaha

Answer 9

omfg! fantastic!! hahaha