Entertainment & Music - 3 June 2007

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2007-06-03 19:48:20 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-03 19:48:19 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-03 19:48:17 · 30 answers · asked by LIEUTENANT K STAR!!!! 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-03 19:45:27 · 23 answers · asked by gone 7 in Polls & Surveys

Is there an Inuyasha fan out there that can tell me if there is a possibility that there are more than 167 episodes of the anime version.....and also i know that the manga is still around...what volume is the 167th episode from the manga version?

2007-06-03 19:43:48 · 5 answers · asked by MARIBEL M 1 in Comics & Animation

2007-06-03 19:43:02 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-03 19:40:11 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Her excuse when she was caught driving with a suspended license and drunk was that she didn't know she was not to be behind the wheel, is she that ignorant?

2007-06-03 19:38:10 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

but a very cool funny person

2007-06-03 19:36:11 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

it goes something like this (it's very vague sorry): "take a look at my picture... because you're the only one i got" i know it has a lot of ba da pa da...if anyone has a clue please help! it's killing me

2007-06-03 19:35:03 · 6 answers · asked by rick m 1 in Other - Music

2007-06-03 19:34:27 · 9 answers · asked by KingPin 1 in Polls & Surveys

A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu.

"I'm sorry, sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu. Just bring me a dirty fork from a previous customer. I'll smell it and order from there."

A little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty dish pile and picks up a greasy fork. He returns to the blind man's table and hands it to him. The blind man puts the fork to his nose and takes in a deep breath.
"Ah, yes, that's what I'll have -- meatloaf and mashed potatoes."

Unbelievable, the owner thinks as he walks toward the kitchen. The cook happens to be the owner's wife. He tells her what had just happened. The blind man eats his meal and leaves.

Several days later, the blind man returns and the owner mistakenly brings him a menu again.

"Sir, remember me? I'm the blind man."

"I'm sorry, I didn't recognize you. I'll go get you a dirty fork."

The owner retrieves a dirty fork and brings it to the blind man. After another deep breath, the blind man says, "That smells great. I'll take the macaroni and cheese with broccoli."

Walking away in disbelief, the owner thinks the blind man is screwing around with him and tells his wife that the next time the blind man comes in, he's going to test him. The blind man eats and leaves.

He returns the following week, but this time the owner sees him coming and runs to the kitchen. He tells his wife, "Sue, rub this fork on your panties before I take it to the blind man."

Sue complies and hands her husband the fork. As the blind man walks in and sits down, the owner is ready and waiting.

"Good afternoon, sir, this time I remembered you and I already have the fork ready for you."

The blind man puts the fork to his nose, takes a deep whiff, and says, "Hey I didn't know that Sue worked here..."

2007-06-03 19:32:51 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I once had a friend tell me this when we were a bit inebriated and was just wondering if anyone else does that.

2007-06-03 19:32:33 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-03 19:32:30 · 47 answers · asked by LIEUTENANT K STAR!!!! 6 in Polls & Surveys

I feel like a suck-up with it on there...

2007-06-03 19:31:44 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A local bean farmer was blessed with a wonderful crop this fall. In fact he had so many beans, he needed to unload them somehow.

With all the hoopla about the upcoming Super Bowl, he decided that would be a good venue to reach more people.

With this in mind he went to the local TV station to speak with the advertising manager.
T
he farmer said, "I would like to purchase a minute or two during the Super Bowl to advertise my wonderful beans. I have such a bountiful crop of beans of all kinds; pinto beans, lima beans, navy beans, red beans..."

The sales manager said, "OK, OK, I get the message. And what would you be able to pay for this amount of prime advertising time?"

The farmer scratched his beard, looked off, then said, very solemnly, "I'd be willing to go as high as $300 to reach those folks."

"$300?" the manager yelled, "You must be out of your mind!!! The current sponsors pay through the nose to get the exposure of the Super Bowl! For example, the makers of Kotex pay MILLIONS of dollars to reach the audience!"

The farmer very evenly replied, "I'm sure that's right. But those people are out for blood. I'm just farting around."

2007-06-03 19:29:34 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-06-03 19:28:36 · 18 answers · asked by Skatermomof5 7 in Polls & Surveys

* She stops reading Glamour and starts reading Guns and Ammo.


* She considers chocolate a major FDA food group.


* She puts on one of those pads with "wings," then flies off the roof laughing hysterically while riding a broom.


* She's developed a new talent for spinning her head around in 360 degree circles.


* She retains more water than Lake Superior.


* She denies she's in a bad mood as she pops a clip into her semiautomatic and "chambers one."


* She buys you a new T-shirt -with a bulls-eye on the front.


* You ask her to please pass the salt at the dinner table and she says,"All I ever do is give, give, give! AM I SUPPOSED TO DO EVERYTHING?"


* She enrolls in the Lizzie Borden School of Charm.


* She orders 3 Big Macs, 4 large fries, a bucket of Chicken McNuggets,and then mauls the manager because they're out of Diet Coke.

2007-06-03 19:27:37 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I do. I'm a third shifter. Anybody else work nights?

2007-06-03 19:25:43 · 28 answers · asked by Skatermomof5 7 in Polls & Surveys

A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM.

The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He put on his shoes and drove home.

"Where have you been?" his wife demanded.

"I can't lie to you," he replied, "I'm having an affair with my secretary. We had sex all afternoon."

"You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!"

2007-06-03 19:24:42 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

certain necklace, ring, or ear ring..

2007-06-03 19:22:46 · 24 answers · asked by metoo 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-03 19:17:12 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

a resident in our local nursing home died today at the age of 112. i don't think i would want to live to be that old.

2007-06-03 19:16:49 · 24 answers · asked by skywings 3 in Polls & Surveys

agree or disagree?



personally I agree.

2007-06-03 19:16:40 · 5 answers · asked by noname 3 in Polls & Surveys

cause i may just start following her and pushing her out the way when she crosses a street if thats the case, lol.

2007-06-03 19:09:45 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-06-03 19:08:12 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i do .. great thing about summer & sandals another place to wear jewelry ;-) lol

2007-06-03 19:03:08 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-03 19:01:58 · 55 answers · asked by florence 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-03 19:01:58 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

and you pull the glass out and then you look in the fridge and nada!!!! i hate that.

2007-06-03 18:59:13 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys