A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM.
The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He put on his shoes and drove home.
"Where have you been?" his wife demanded.
"I can't lie to you," he replied, "I'm having an affair with my secretary. We had sex all afternoon."
"You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!"
2007-06-03 19:24:42 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that's hilarious!!!
2 thumbs up!
2007-06-03 19:27:57 · answer #1 · answered by onetreehunny 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. That wouldn't have been All that was rubbed in the dirt and grass if My Man had told me That!! LOL.
2007-06-05 22:11:28 · answer #2 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats Pretty Good
2007-06-10 01:37:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Men are pigs!
Sorry pigs, I did not mean to insult you!
Wives are blind donkeys!
Sorry donkeys, I did not mean to insult you either!
Those who have heads on shoulders know what answer other wants, and those who use heads as paperweights over body, accept things on the face value and consider themselves as intelligent.
Remember to rub mud over shoes next time!!!!!!
2007-06-04 04:45:19 · answer #4 · answered by Dr. Rekhaa Kale 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Poor wife!!A great one dude.do keep them coming coz i have no ideas of stopping my laughter.you deserve a star.
2007-06-09 07:05:13 · answer #5 · answered by Schumi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
neat trick but i dont want this to be oulled on me but soooo funny!
2007-06-10 20:02:44 · answer #6 · answered by natsume_01_i 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah neat trick lol
2007-06-04 02:28:19 · answer #7 · answered by ausblue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. Thats crazy.
2007-06-04 02:29:40 · answer #8 · answered by dreamergirl443 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuckle, chuckle.
2007-06-10 09:17:23 · answer #9 · answered by Ashleigh 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahha i know some guys that might want to try that. wtg star!!!!
2007-06-04 02:45:06 · answer #10 · answered by Gina B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋