Entertainment & Music - 27 May 2007

Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took
their drink order.

"I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy.


"I would like a Coke," said the second little piggy.




"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little piggy.

The drinks were brou ght out and the waiter took their orders for dinner.

"I want a nice big steak," said the first piggy.


"I would like the salad plate," said the second piggy.


"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little piggy.

The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the
table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.

"I want a banana split," said the first piggy.

"I want a cheesecake," said the second piggy.


"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," exclaimed the third little piggy.


"Pardon me for asking," said the waiter to the third little piggy,"



But why have you only ordered beer all evening?"





You're gonna LOVE me for this....






The third piggy says -



"Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!

2007-05-27 05:05:13 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

It doesnt really matter what car you drive or where your gonna be cause you are who you are who you are who you are

I know those arent the exact lyrics but its sang by a girl. PLEASE PLEASE this has been bugging me.

2007-05-27 05:04:11 · 4 answers · asked by lancasterangel03 2 in Lyrics

2007-05-27 05:03:48 · 24 answers · asked by D 7 in Movies

I've been racking my brains for ages. I think its about 3 or 4 girls, who are normal by day and turn into rock stars at night. i remember that one of the girls has blonde hair at day and pink hair at night.... HELP x

2007-05-27 05:03:09 · 7 answers · asked by mad_grrl_laura 1 in Comics & Animation

I know this question has prob been asked loads but wanna know what the majority of you think?! Personaly id choose Jen hands down!

2007-05-27 05:02:25 · 54 answers · asked by ruthiebaby 2 in Polls & Surveys

I look back on my night before and think "man, what an *** i was". Ever have this happen?

2007-05-27 05:01:40 · 18 answers · asked by mulletmakestheman 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-27 05:01:37 · 15 answers · asked by cc rider 2 in Soap Operas

Why do three-legged dogs masturbate generously due to homophobic tendencies caused by nymphomaniacs?

2007-05-27 05:01:08 · 20 answers · asked by Diana A 2 in Polls & Surveys

If you answer the following right, you do.

1. What is the purpose of life?
2. What makes time travel possible?
3. Who listens to public radio?

First one to get all three right gets best answer.

2007-05-27 05:00:36 · 14 answers · asked by Nijg 6 in Polls & Surveys

...what could possibly happen this time?

2007-05-27 04:59:30 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Green trees, flying cars, Sunshine, fresh air, no war? or do you think about nuclear weapons, concrete, tanks, and blood?

2007-05-27 04:57:50 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-27 04:57:20 · 18 answers · asked by Jujeaux 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-27 04:56:32 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-27 04:56:28 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-27 04:56:21 · 14 answers · asked by hello world 7 in Polls & Surveys

I remember the lyrics were something like "these could be the best days of our lives". It is a rocky kind of song, with a male singer. And there is a bridge of some "oh-oh-oh" kind of sounds. Any help? Cheers.

2007-05-27 04:56:05 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lyrics

...to have Lindsay's publicist mate w/ Britney's stylist??!!
(Obviously, 1 being the worst, & 10 being a super-savvy-stylish-genius)

2007-05-27 04:55:39 · 7 answers · asked by luki1rn 4 in Polls & Surveys

if high gasoline prices cause people to start finding alternate transportaion to and from work (mass transit, car pool, bicycle, walk) it certainly will cut down some on environmental pollution won't it? maybe its a godsend

2007-05-27 04:55:31 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-27 04:55:20 · 10 answers · asked by Adriana 5 in Polls & Surveys

to know who we are REALLY communicating with on Y!A some of the time? I bet we would be :)

2007-05-27 04:55:15 · 9 answers · asked by ~ 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-27 04:54:38 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

and an hour later you're still waiting? Does five minutes ever mean five minutes?

2007-05-27 04:53:54 · 10 answers · asked by hello world 7 in Polls & Surveys

And is it well respected in the film community?
I have been thinking of going there for Hi-Def filmmaking. Please advise?
Regards,
a

2007-05-27 04:52:45 · 1 answers · asked by Blueice 1 in Movies

hehehe

2007-05-27 04:52:41 · 4 answers · asked by White 7 in Polls & Surveys

star or rats

2007-05-27 04:50:58 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

When you choose a Mobile phone

2007-05-27 04:50:07 · 37 answers · asked by Smurf 7 in Polls & Surveys

anybody like that song

2007-05-27 04:49:27 · 6 answers · asked by this screaming inside my head 6 in Polls & Surveys

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde all work in the same office with the same female boss. Every day, they noticed the boss left work early.

One day, the girls decided that when the boss left, they'd leave right behind her. After all, she never called or came back, so how was she to know?

The brunette was thrilled to be home early. She did a little gardening and went to bed early.

The redhead was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at her spa before meeting a dinner date.

The blonde was happy, happy, happy to be home, but when she got to her bedroom she heard a muffled noise from inside.

Slowly, quietly, she cracked open the door and was mortified to see her husband in bed with HER BOSS!!! Ever so gently, she closed the door and crept out of her house.

The next day, during their coffee break, the brunette and redhead mentioned leaving early again, and asked the blonde if she was with them.

"NO WAY," she exclaimed. "I almost got caught yesterday!"

2007-05-27 04:49:10 · 9 answers · asked by chris 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-05-27 04:47:52 · 31 answers · asked by xcura 3 in Polls & Surveys

I personally prefer tea from Japanese, Chinese to Yorkshire Tea :)

2007-05-27 04:47:41 · 27 answers · asked by lakaria_2000 5 in Polls & Surveys