Why do three-legged dogs masturbate generously due to homophobic tendencies caused by nymphomaniacs?
2007-05-27 05:01:08 · 20 answers · asked by Diana A 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Simply because the levels of serotonin in a dog's brain are inhibited by abhorrent sexual practices of female hominids. Masturbation produces a complex neural chain reaction in which the canine brain transposes testosterone and serotonin.
2007-05-27 05:05:36 · answer #1 · answered by Clauzilla 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They masturbate generously because of their homophobic tendencies which you say are caused by nymphomaniacs.
2007-05-27 12:04:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because the chicken crossed the road without consulting his manicurist first!
what should you do if you're walking down the sidewalk and the wheels fall off your sailboat and you've gotta go to the store and what time is it? and do you want a coke with that?
2007-05-27 12:07:37 · answer #3 · answered by L.T. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because it's in their nature to do so. You would also generously masturbate if you had three legs and were a homo.
2007-05-27 12:03:10 · answer #4 · answered by Tree 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lets get some shoes.
Maddi <3
2007-05-27 12:02:26 · answer #5 · answered by runner. 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Because it natural like that
2007-05-27 12:04:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like the cave man in the Gieco commercial.....ah WHAT?
2007-05-27 12:04:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
because he has 3 legs??
2007-05-27 12:11:08 · answer #8 · answered by New York Chic 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cause they need to.
2007-05-27 12:05:50 · answer #9 · answered by Ands 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GOT AN ANSWER FOR THIS ONE...???
why are you asking such a weird, useless question..?
2007-05-27 12:03:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋