Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took
their drink order.
"I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy.
"I would like a Coke," said the second little piggy.
"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little piggy.
The drinks were brou ght out and the waiter took their orders for dinner.
"I want a nice big steak," said the first piggy.
"I would like the salad plate," said the second piggy.
"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little piggy.
The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the
table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.
"I want a banana split," said the first piggy.
"I want a cheesecake," said the second piggy.
"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," exclaimed the third little piggy.
"Pardon me for asking," said the waiter to the third little piggy,"
But why have you only ordered beer all evening?"
You're gonna LOVE me for this....
The third piggy says -
"Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!
2007-05-27 05:05:13 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Where is the big bad wolf when you need him.
2007-05-27 05:11:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes , I liked that , 1 star for you
2007-05-27 09:37:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute plus suprised never heard before.
2007-05-27 05:16:03 · answer #3 · answered by Mister2-15-2 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute and Clean.
Give ya a Star.
2007-05-27 14:23:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didn't find it particularly funny, but i like how you tried to enhance the punchline. You tried to make it funnier than it actually was. I gotta admire that. e
2007-05-27 05:44:33 · answer #5 · answered by pandurtle 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha made me chuckle. A nice wee little joke!!
:-)))
2007-05-27 05:09:37 · answer #6 · answered by Teejay 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before but still made me laugh and laugh!
2007-05-27 07:13:16 · answer #7 · answered by Clock Bot 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha! Good one!
2007-05-30 03:22:14 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good clean joke.
2007-05-27 06:27:41 · answer #9 · answered by *ACDC* 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi!
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!!
Yeah! I love it!!
My kids'll love it too - can't wait for them to come in so I can tell them it!!
You're daughter's a genius!!
2007-05-27 05:10:00 · answer #10 · answered by Moofie's Mom 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋