Entertainment & Music - 27 May 2007

I want to go to cosmotology school.
Follow a set of train tracks as far as I possibly can before my legs give out...and see where I end up.
Tie up some loose ends...god that'd make me feel better.

You!?
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2007-05-27 14:22:51 · 11 answers · asked by Seduce A Stranger :] 6 in Polls & Surveys

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do you ever wake up in the morning?

and say ooooh i wanna be a b**** today and you DO?////////?/

2007-05-27 14:22:28 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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what will you do before you sleep?

imagine.

2007-05-27 14:22:13 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Why does the heart get broken so easily?

2007-05-27 14:21:31 · 14 answers · asked by UTC 5 in Polls & Surveys

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If I leave here tomorrow...?

would you still remember me???

2007-05-27 14:21:21 · 10 answers · asked by Angel 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Would you say someone is weird or unique?

Whenever someone calls me either I say thank you.

2007-05-27 14:21:12 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Are you a pirate?

Do you like things pirates do? Living with no boundaries?

2007-05-27 14:21:07 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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do you use?

green toothpaste

2007-05-27 14:20:30 · 30 answers · asked by suzie2 1 in Polls & Surveys

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end of nasty fart joke---read the other one first?

husband comes downstairs, white as a sheet, and says, "You're right, dear. I did crap my guts out...but I gut them all put back---it wasn't easy..."

2007-05-27 14:19:34 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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what is the best funny movie to watch?

2007-05-27 14:19:27 · 17 answers · asked by MIKE B 3 in Movies

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well blonde joke funny or not?

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says,
'Please come over here and help me.
I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't
figure out how to get it started.'

Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed
to be when it's finished?'

The blonde says, 'According to the picture
on the box, it's a tiger.'

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help
with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows
him where she has the puzzle spread all over
the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then
looks at the box, then turns to her and says,
'First of all, no matter what we do, we're
not going to be able to assemble these pieces
into anything resembling a tiger.'

He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I
want you to relax.

Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then....'

He sighed..............'Let's put all the
Frosted Flakes back in the box..'

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

2007-05-27 14:19:26 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Why are people so judgemental???????

Stop saying o ya that like Zac Efron is gay and why is Ashley Tisdale such a show off leave people alone like people say ya Zac Efron is gay and stuff how do you know leave people alone i am not saying ya your friends are gay or show offs so leave them alone they have a life too

2007-05-27 14:19:13 · 9 answers · asked by Vanessa Hudgens Official 1 in Celebrities

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Who thinks John Lennon had the right idea?

Who thinks John Lennon had the right idea?
John Lennon was a great musician, and even better person.
We need more people in our world who beleive in a promote peace, equality, and exceptance, like him!
Don't you agree?

If everyone in the world agreed with and did what the song Imagine said, we would live in a place with peace and love and, as it goes,
"nothing to kill or die for"
If thats not perfection....................
and John Lennon wrote that song

2007-05-27 14:19:01 · 10 answers · asked by shouting is better 3 in Other - Music

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have u ever jumped on a giant trampoline?

♥
its the best, right!!

2007-05-27 14:18:37 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Casino Royale (2006) is a prologue for the previous movies or the begin of a new franchise?

Casino Royale have any conection with the precedents movies? Yes or no?

Thank for the answers!

2007-05-27 14:17:33 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

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Who sings stairway to heaven?

2007-05-27 14:17:21 · 11 answers · asked by ? 5 in Celebrities

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Are they going to make a fourth pirates of the carrabean?

2007-05-27 14:16:57 · 6 answers · asked by Skittles 4 in Movies

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ok, nasty joke about farts?

Every morning it was the same thing.

The wife was the victim. The husband---blissfully content. he would wake up and stretch, and then he would cut loose. the wife protested in vain, and sometimes would tell him, "someday you'll crap your guts out..." and the husband would just grin. ""Feels good," he'd chortle.

He wasn't such a bad guy, but this was not a satisfactory way for his wife to start the day. Eventually she just set a small alarm so that she'd wake up a half hour or so before he did, and thus avoid the whole experience. but even then, she'd hear the inevitable yawn, the blast of gas, and her husband's grunt of satisfaction.

thanksgiving Day she was cleaning a turkey, and with a handful of giblets, she had an inspiration. She crept into her room, put the giblets in her husband's drawers, and snuck downstairs.

Then she heard the inevitable morning sounds, then a shout. "OHMIGOD" and then silence.

her husband came downstairs white as a sheet.

2007-05-27 14:16:37 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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