Every morning it was the same thing.
The wife was the victim. The husband---blissfully content. he would wake up and stretch, and then he would cut loose. the wife protested in vain, and sometimes would tell him, "someday you'll crap your guts out..." and the husband would just grin. ""Feels good," he'd chortle.
He wasn't such a bad guy, but this was not a satisfactory way for his wife to start the day. Eventually she just set a small alarm so that she'd wake up a half hour or so before he did, and thus avoid the whole experience. but even then, she'd hear the inevitable yawn, the blast of gas, and her husband's grunt of satisfaction.
thanksgiving Day she was cleaning a turkey, and with a handful of giblets, she had an inspiration. She crept into her room, put the giblets in her husband's drawers, and snuck downstairs.
Then she heard the inevitable morning sounds, then a shout. "OHMIGOD" and then silence.
her husband came downstairs white as a sheet.
2007-05-27 14:16:37 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha
lol
that is a great joke
i read the second part too
nasty
2007-05-27 14:36:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get over it! At least he does it in the appropriate place (the bathroom) instead of the grocery store or at the dinner table! So what if the neighbors can hear it or not...You don't think that they fart too?
2016-05-19 04:12:01 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was really funny. How about, do you know what a fart is?? That's a turd, honking for the right of way!!!
2007-05-27 14:22:40 · answer #3 · answered by Dennis B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Interesting lol
2007-05-27 14:44:58 · answer #4 · answered by Patches6 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Revenge is sweet!
2007-05-27 14:23:51 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
gets a smile
2007-05-27 14:19:25 · answer #6 · answered by chris s 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny but i dont see where farting goes with crapping. k, i might but it's impossible so it's not really that funny.
2007-05-27 14:49:00 · answer #7 · answered by really good ramen noodles 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aww. That was sad.
2007-05-27 14:20:17 · answer #8 · answered by j;eaojtoig;45jho;54ihu;45hujt54 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad
2007-05-27 15:11:22 · answer #9 · answered by jim 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.....thats a good one
2007-05-27 14:25:26 · answer #10 · answered by Death follows us all 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋