A blonde calls her boyfriend and says,
'Please come over here and help me.
I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't
figure out how to get it started.'
Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed
to be when it's finished?'
The blonde says, 'According to the picture
on the box, it's a tiger.'
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help
with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows
him where she has the puzzle spread all over
the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then
looks at the box, then turns to her and says,
'First of all, no matter what we do, we're
not going to be able to assemble these pieces
into anything resembling a tiger.'
He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I
want you to relax.
Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then....'
He sighed..............'Let's put all the
Frosted Flakes back in the box..'
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
2007-05-27 14:19:26 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
an oldie :(
2007-05-27 14:29:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
*stifles laughter!* Heard it before but it wasn't as detailed it just said "A blonde was trying to put a puzzle together, come to find out, it was frosted flakes." This one was a LOT better! Thank you for laugh! You made my night!
2007-05-27 14:52:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love this joke 10/10 plus a star
2007-05-27 14:58:32 · answer #3 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like this one. It is a blonde joke that I actually never heard before.
2007-05-27 14:22:43 · answer #4 · answered by Mr. G 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ye defo a blonde moment lol gud one .....oh and i like that saying very appropriate ya can av a star
2007-05-27 20:39:26 · answer #5 · answered by casha1 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Freakin hilarious!
2007-05-27 14:22:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A blonde, brunette, and a pink head were status on the sting of the pool waiting for the single hundred yead breast stroke race.... The starter shot the pistol and the three dove into the water and began swimming. a couple of minutes the brunette finished and jumped out of the water. Then the pink head. about twenty minutes later, the blonde emerged. They presented the gold to the brunette, the silver to the pink head and the bronze to the blonde. As they positioned the metallic round her neck the blonde wispered " i do not elect to sound like a sore loser, yet i imagine the different 2 used their hands"
2016-11-28 02:26:25 · answer #7 · answered by nageotte 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it but still funny have a star.
2007-05-27 19:26:06 · answer #8 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO . . . Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat as Tony would say ....
2007-05-27 14:46:35 · answer #9 · answered by Skully 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! lol! 10!
2007-05-27 14:22:50 · answer #10 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha yes that is one of the best dumb blonde jokes i have ever heard.
2007-05-27 14:24:05 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋