Entertainment & Music - 26 May 2007

2007-05-26 14:41:40 · 21 answers · asked by GCTA 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-26 14:41:34 · 7 answers · asked by rosey 7 in Polls & Surveys

to explain or talk about something or someone?

2007-05-26 14:41:19 · 56 answers · asked by hcj25 2 in Polls & Surveys

like you say it all the time.

2007-05-26 14:40:17 · 53 answers · asked by hcj25 2 in Polls & Surveys

Ok so my family came over last night for no apparent reason and my aunt had to sleep on my bed because I guess she was too good for an air mattress and I left my cell phone in my room well all night I wasn't allowed to do anything because it would wake up the little kids Ok so this morning my aunt and my cousin looked through my phone and my messages and on top of that she sent a message to my friend telling her not to call at night anymore! what kind of BS is that? and my mom just sat there and let them do it and she was like "it was like what the h*ll is wrong with them? honestly what would you do? who does that? arghhhh I'm a little p/oed right now if you can't tell.

2007-05-26 14:40:11 · 15 answers · asked by Olivia M 3 in Polls & Surveys

A woman goes to the doctors complaining of stomach pains,the doctor says i have checked you over and all i can say is can you change nappies(diapers) oh my god she says am i pregnant.






No said the doctor you have bowel cancer

like i said i'm sorry but lmfao =)

2007-05-26 14:40:00 · 12 answers · asked by thewokinn2 2 in Jokes & Riddles

I'd gonna have to go with The Doors

2007-05-26 14:39:25 · 13 answers · asked by Tammy ™ 4 in Polls & Surveys

Wow!!! Seems like a lifetime!! What do you think??

2007-05-26 14:38:25 · 18 answers · asked by Doll 101 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-26 14:38:23 · 13 answers · asked by raindovewmn41 6 in Polls & Surveys

Is it possible to smoke up a room so much, that you can't see in front of you?

2007-05-26 14:38:13 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-26 14:37:27 · 19 answers · asked by I Heart Dead Things 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-26 14:36:14 · 16 answers · asked by × 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-26 14:34:53 · 20 answers · asked by cats 7 in Rap and Hip-Hop

2007-05-26 14:34:24 · 7 answers · asked by your wonderwall 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-26 14:34:18 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Mine is lime green. then purple, red, blue, and black.

2007-05-26 14:34:16 · 57 answers · asked by Emm- just simply me! 3 in Polls & Surveys

Joys of growing old !!!!



Three old pilots are walking on the ramp.
First one says, "Windy, isn't it?"
Second one says, "No, its Thursday!"
Third one says, "So am I. Lets go get a beer."

A man was telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect." "Really," answered the neighbor. "What kind is it?" " Twelve thirty."

Morris, an 82 yearold man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm. A couple of days later the doctor spoke to Morris and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?" Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.' " The doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said, 'You got a heart murmur. Be careful.'"



As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Interstate 280. Please be careful!" "It's not just one car," said Herman. "It's hundreds of them!"



An elderly gent was invited to his old friends' home for dinner one evening. He was impressed by the way his buddy preceded every request to his wife with endearing termsHoney, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc... The couple had been married almost 70 years, and clearly they were still very much in love. While the wife was in the kitchen, the man leaned over and said to his host, "I think it's wonderful that, after all these years, you still call your wife those loving pet names." The old man hung his head. "I have to tell you the truth," he said, "I forgot her name about 10 years ago

2007-05-26 14:33:31 · 13 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles

I have a few. Home alone 1, de ja vu, and blood diamond

2007-05-26 14:33:30 · 14 answers · asked by zachary l 1 in Polls & Surveys

n Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin,
Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink".

2007-05-26 14:30:49 · 23 answers · asked by I AM BACK 7 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-05-26 14:29:40 · 19 answers · asked by Stitches 1 in Other - Music

2007-05-26 14:29:40 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rock and Pop

2007-05-26 14:29:10 · 21 answers · asked by × 7 in Polls & Surveys

Billie Joe(me: DUH, BILLIE JOE's THE BEST!), Tre, or Mike

2007-05-26 14:29:06 · 6 answers · asked by Whatsername 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-26 14:29:02 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-26 14:26:17 · 107 answers · asked by D.F 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-26 14:25:48 · 18 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-26 14:25:44 · 5 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-26 14:25:30 · 9 answers · asked by lordofallvampier 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-26 14:24:05 · 37 answers · asked by micho 7 in Polls & Surveys

Tim Curry

2007-05-26 14:23:49 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys