n Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin,
Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink".
2007-05-26 14:30:49 · 23 answers · asked by I AM BACK 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
kkkkkkkkkkkkk.................... didn't lack anything else ...
imagine what will happen.....
the tongue will harden in the mouth....
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk....................
and which will be the name of the soda?
pepsi needs to create a name very creative....
2007-05-26 14:41:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good ones! Can just see liquid stiff drink sponsoring pocket poll match on ESPN.
2007-05-26 14:42:12 · answer #2 · answered by Mister2-15-2 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny! I'd give you a star but my generosity has caused me to use them all up for today, I'll catch you tomorrow,promise!
2007-05-26 14:44:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-05-26 14:36:23 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha I think those names will be a hit.
2007-05-26 14:37:40 · answer #5 · answered by Ailey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Would a "three finger" order be a insult?
2007-05-26 14:37:53 · answer #6 · answered by sue 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes that was funny, ty
2007-05-26 14:34:45 · answer #7 · answered by Jessie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kids get on here but yeah that was kinda funny
2007-05-26 14:34:06 · answer #8 · answered by im lost come and find me 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha
lol
very funny
2007-05-26 15:06:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
...Moderately funny, only because I heard it several times before.
2007-05-26 14:34:54 · answer #10 · answered by Princess Leia 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋